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Superintendent: So this is the famous ring?
Ringo: I'm in fear of me life, you know.
Superintendent: And these are the famous Beatles?
John: So this is the famous Scotland Yard, eh?
Superintendent: And how long do you think you'll last?
John: Can't say fairer than that. The Great Train Robbery, eh? How's that going?

Engineer: Boys! Are you buzzing?
John: No thanks, we've got the car.

Professor Foot: MIT was after me, you know. Wanted me to rule the world for them.

John: Get me the Home Office. He's wrecking my home.

Ahme: Hold! Release him or I shoot, and I am a dead-eye shot, shooting.

Ringo: I like operations. They give you a sense of outlook, don't they?

Professor Foot: It's the brain drain, his brain's draining.

John: Stop dragging things down to your own level, it's immature son.
Ringo: I thought, Well I... I thought she was a sandwich, 'til she went spare on me hand.

Bhuta: It's cold, it's a cold place.

John: There's somebody been in this soup.

Paul: My skin's soaked right through to the skin.

Superintendent: Oh come on now lads, don't be windy, where's that famous pluck?
John: I haven't got any, have you George?
George: Did have.
Paul: I have had.
Ringo: I will have! Lead on.

George: How's your equilibrium ring?
Ringo: How's yours? You lied again, George.
George: How'd you know it's not you that's lied.
Ringo: Cause I never am. Am I, Paul?
Paul: Yeah, you are.

Ringo: They have to paint me red before they chop me. It's a different religion from ours. I think.

Professor Foot: With a ring like that I could dare I say it? Rule the world.

Clang: Take this hastily scribbled note, hastily to acting Lance Corporal Bhuta. Off.

Professor Foot: Voltage, Voltage! Up up. Up up.
Paul: Up, up.
John: Up.
Ringo: Are you sure I'm earthed?
Algernon: Oh no! Er, hold on, thank you.

George: I'm always getting winked at these days. It used to be you didn't it Paul?

George: What's your electric bill like?
Algernon: Sort of a long counterfoil.

George: Hey, you're all red again.
Ringo: I know, I'm beginning to like it.

Continuity mistake: In the scene where the Beatles are in bed sleeping, and Ringo is getting pulled out of bed by the ring, he falls out of bed, and brings the blankets with him. In the next shot however, the bed clothes are back on his bed.

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Trivia: At many points in the movie, the music playing in the background are slightly different versions of the song "A Hard Day's Night." This was the title track from the Beatles previous movie.

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