Dennis Barlow: They told me, Francis Hinsley, they told me you were hung. With red protruding eyeballs and black protruding tongue.
Wilbur Glenworthy: There's got to be a way to get those stiffs off my property.
Harry Glenworthy: Listen, I've got to make a little trip over to Beverly Hills... to see a man about a dog.
Mr. Starker: Rayon chafes, you know. Personally, I find it quite abrasive.
Immigration Officer: Is that some kind of Beatles haircut?