Kid Sheleen: Guns, bottles, fists, knives, clubs - all the same to me. All the same to you?
Cat: You won't make me cry. You'll never make me cry.
Cat: Why do men always think marriage is the only thing on a woman's mind?
Jackson Two-Bears: He's a murderer, a hired killer. His nose was bit off in a fight.
Frankie Ballou: If I was gonna be scared, I'd be scared of the fella who bit it off, not him.
Cat: All right! You all say you love me and are beholden to me, and "take it easy Cat. We're gonna take care of you!"
Kid Sheleen: Let's have a drink for old times' sake.
Butch Cassidy: Old times' sake? That means you got no cash.
Clay Boone: Come on, jump.
Jed: Jump?
Clay Boone: Jump.
Frankie Ballou: Well now, there's a game for a sheriff - liar's poker. We got our unemployed off the street and made Wolf City safe all in one brilliant stroke.
Jackson Two-Bears: Kid, Kid, what a time to fall off the wagon. Look at your eyes.
Kid Sheleen: What's wrong with my eyes?
Jackson Two-Bears: Well they're red, bloodshot.
Kid Sheleen: You ought to see 'em from my side.
Jed: Build you life anew, ma'am. This studyin' on revenge is just turnin' your back on the future and lettin' the dead past eat at your heart.
Cat: You killed my Father.
Sheriff Cardigan: Oh, that can't be. He's been sitting right there all morning.
Cat: No, I saw him.
Man #1: He hasn't been out that rocker all morning long.
Man #2: It's a fact.
Cat: Why do you say that?
Sheriff Cardigan: Just telling the truth.
Cat: Some gang! An Indian ranch hand, a drunken gunfighter, a sex maniac, and an uncle.
Cat: And the first time I ask you to do something for me, like rob one little train.
Cat: I thought you were lying.
Clay Boone: You mean I wasn't?
Frankie Ballou: You'd like a drink better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stub, wouldn't you?
Cat: Oh, look at that: a painting on the ceiling.
Sir Harry Percival: Oh, yes. That's a Tintoretto.
Cat: I'll say it is.
Cat: Mrs. Parker didn't introduce us, I'm Catherine Ballou.
Jed: I'm drunk as a skunk.
Cat: Jackson, what's happening?
Jackson Two-Bears: It's ghost sickness.
Cat: What's that?
Jackson Two-Bears: In this Indian religion, see, we believe what the gods did when they made a man crazy was they made him fall in love.
Clay Boone: I've never seen a man get through a day so fast.
Kid Sheleen: Cut your throat, Cassidy.
