Leslie: Are you a native of Borracho?
Lily Olay: I ain't no native, I was born here.
Max: Rise and shine, Professor.
Professor Fate: You rise! You shine.
Texas Jack: Now, can I get me some fightin' room?
Leslie: It's been my experience, General, that there is little advantage to winning if one wins too easily.
Prince Hapnik: Rah! Oh oh, rah! Oh rah! Oh rah ah ah! What do you think of that, General?
General: An admirable point of view, for anyone but a soldier. In my profession, to win is imperative. To win easily is a blessing.
Maggie DuBois: Max, you little rat! I'll get you for this.
Mayor of Boracho: Citizens of Borracho.
Professor Fate: The world is mine.
Max: The world is ours.
Prince Hapnick: You! You're the cause of it all! It was your idea.
General: No, no your highness... Baron von Schtupp.
Prince Hapnik: I don't care, I don't care! You're banished. I'm getting a new tucker-inner! Banished, banished, banished.
Professor Fate: She's his Achilles heel, she's our ace in the hole - she must not be left behind.
Professor Fate: Sh-sh-sh-sh-shut up.
Maggie DuBois: You mean amazing because I'm a woman.
Max: Here come the Marines.
Professor Fate: What'd I tell you? I said she'd win the race for us, the bubble-headed vixen.
Cowboy: He's lucky Texas Jack ain't around... he'd gun that dude for sure.
Professor Fate: Pardon me, Mr. Pahd-nuh, who is this Texas Jack?
Cowboy: WHO'S texas jack?
Professor Fate: Who?
Cowboy: The roughest, toughest gunslinger in these parts... Lilly's his girl.
Professor Fate: Whoo, hoo, hoo... Lilly's his girl.
Leslie: Minutes have made the difference in survival, Miss DuBois.