Best sci-fi TV quotes of all time

Please vote as you browse around to help the best rise to the top.

Movie Quote Quiz
More WandaVision quotes
My Life as a Teenage Robot picture

Male Receptionist: Oh, boy. Where to begin... where to begin? First of all, fatty, I'm not bowing down to anyone. Second of all, unless you're here for a supermodel audition you're not seeing anyone's master. Third of all, shoo.

More My Life as a Teenage Robot quotes
Babylon 5 picture

Commander Jeffrey David Sinclair: Mr. Garibaldi was right. He said this was going to be trouble.
Susan Ivanova: There's nothing more annoying than Mr. Garibaldi when he's right.

More Babylon 5 quotes
Fringe picture

Phillip Broyles: Someone out there is experimenting, only the whole world is their lab.

More Fringe quotes
Star Wars: The Clone Wars picture

Mystery of a Thousand Moons - S1-E18

Obi-Wan: Very impressive. You just destroyed seventeen defenseless battle droids without suffering a scratch.
[Another battle droid falls apart.]
Anakin: Eighteen, actually.

More Star Wars: The Clone Wars quotes
Relic Hunter picture

Sydney Fox: I'm talking about something much more serious than a curse! I'm talking about a crazy woman in a bustier.

More Relic Hunter quotes
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency picture

Two Sane Guys Doing Normal Things - S1-E8

Bart: You think, maybe, surprises are good sometimes? Like, there could be such a thing as a surprise that helps you?
Ken: Yes. I do. Yeah. What doesn't kill you, you know, usually makes you...
Bart: Makes you hurt real bad and makes you cry.

Bishop73

More Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency quotes
Dark Angel picture

Original Cindy: He's from Manticore, huh? Say what you want - they sure know how to make 'em pretty.
Max Guevera/X5-452: Try spending an afternoon with him. He'll drive you crazy with his laughing, and his talking, and his breathing.
Original Cindy: Sugar, you got issues.

More Dark Angel quotes
More Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers quotes
More The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. quotes
More Fantastic Four: The Animated Series quotes
Highlander picture

Richie Ryan: Come on, do it. Come on, come on, go ahead, do it. When the Quickening knocks you on your skinny little ass, MacLeod's gonna be right there to help you up. I die, you go right behind me.

More Highlander quotes
More Stargate: Atlantis quotes
Daredevil picture

World on Fire - S1-E5

Wilson Fisk: We all knew, that we would need to eliminate the Russians one day. They were too unpredictable.
Leland Owlsley: This from a guy, taking heads off with a car door.
(00:11:20)

Quantom X

More Daredevil quotes
Andromeda picture

Tyr Anasazi: I have faith in nothing but this - when the universe collapses and dies, there will be three survivors - Tyr Anasazi, the cockroaches, and Dylan Hunt, trying to save the cockroaches.

More Andromeda quotes
Transformers picture

Megatron: Is there anyone brave - or stupid enough - to oppose us? This city is under martial law... and I am the marshal.

More Transformers quotes
More The Jetsons quotes

ALF (1986)

ALF picture

ALF: Kate, have I ever lied to you?
Kate: Yes. Several times.
ALF: I meant today.

More ALF quotes
Westworld picture

Man in Black: This whole world is a story. I've read every page except the last one. I need to find out how it ends. I want to know what this all means.
Lawrence: See, now that's why I never learned to read.

More Westworld quotes
The Greatest American Hero picture

Ralph Hinkley: Bill, I've got an idea.
Bill Maxwell: Good, put it to me in a letter, I'll try to get back to you by the end of the month.

More The Greatest American Hero quotes

Join the mailing list

Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. You can unsubscribe at any time.

Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback.