Ralph Hinkley: Bill, I've got an idea.
Bill Maxwell: Good, put it to me in a letter, I'll try to get back to you by the end of the month.
Pam Davidson: I am disgusted with the both of you.
Ralph Hinkley: Why?
Bill Maxwell: About what?
Pam Davidson: I don't know yet.
Pam Davidson: How about scenario, Bill?
The Best Desk Scenario - S1-E9
Bill Maxwell: They give... and office like this to a kid... a girl? Come on now, counselor. I wasn't born yesterday.
Pam Davidson: No, it was more like 1880, wasn't it, Bill?
Bill Maxwell: That's very funny.
Saturday on Sunset Boulevard - S1-E5
Tony Villicana: Pick your friends carefully huh? Alright, so maybe I'll pick a friend.
Ralph Hinkley: Who ya gonna pick, Tony?
Tony Villicana: I'll pick you.
Ralph Hinkley: Hey, Tony, thank you. Thank you. I accept.
Bill Maxwell: And so we went to NewFOUNDland to make friends with all the whales and a bunch of little fishies.
The Best Desk Scenario - S1-E9
Bill Maxwell: You get to be vice principal. Counselor... she's a junior partner. Yours truly, Dumbo Maxwell's chuggin' across the finish line... folks up in the gallery yellin' down "Go, geezer! Go!"
Bill Maxwell: You're about as religious as a Las Vegas nightclub owner.
Bill Maxwell: This stinks. I hate this.
The Best Desk Scenario - S1-E9
Bill Maxwell: She may be your girlfriend but she's my counselor and nobody messes with her. That's it.
Pam Davidson: I wouldn't use that phone, Bill. The hospital may want you for a lobotomy.
Ralph Hinkley: You can't go because... WE'RE the package, Bill! Those little green guys they... they didn't pick us out by accident! We're supposed to do this as long as it takes. How many times have you told that to me?
