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Title Mistakes Trivia Pictures Corrections Quotes Easter eggs Trailer
Anchorman 39 7 8 12 27 Yes
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 86 7 4 43 7 3
Blades of Glory 19 1 5 2
Dick 2 1
Elf 28 3 15 6 1
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 33 24 3 17 4
Kicking and Screaming 13 1
Melinda and Melinda 4
Old School 37 7 22 1
The Producers (2005) 16 11 5
Step Brothers 33 2 9 6 17 Yes
Stranger Than Fiction 7 4
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby 34 10 10
Zoolander 34 9 15 1

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Quotes from Will Ferrell

Below are a few quotes involving Will Ferrell - click the title to view the complete list. If you think their finest moments are missing from the full list, just click "submit something" to submit something new.

Anchorman quotes

Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once.

Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name?

Brian Fantana: I don't remember.

Ron Burgundy: That's not a good start, but keep going.

Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.

Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love.

Brian Fantana: Damn it!

Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?

Ed Harken: Dammit! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?

Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.

Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.

Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?

Ron Burgundy: No. No.

Veronica Corningstone: No, that's what it means. Really.

Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.

Ron Burgundy: [Talking to dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast!

Brian Fantana: It jumped up a notch.

Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?

Brick Tamland: Yea, I stabbed a man in the heart.

Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?

Brick Tamland: Yea, there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident.

Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by because you're probably wanted for murder.

Veronica: Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.

Ron: Oh yeah, about that, it's probably just the pants, I was meaning to take them back to the, uh, pants store.

Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone.

Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

Announcer: You're watching Channel 4 News, with five time Emmy award winning anchor Ron Burgundy, and Tits McGee.

Veronica: Good evening, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone. Tits McGee is on vacation.

Ron: And I'm Tits... I'm Ron Burgundy.

Veronica Corningstone: Take me to Pleasure Town.

Ron Burgundy: Oh, we're going there.

Ron Burgundy: Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?

Brian Fantana: Brian Fantana.

Champ Kind: Champ Kind.

Brick Tamland: Brian Fantana.

Brian Fantana: No, you're Brick.

Brick Tamland: Brian.

Brian Fantana: I'm Brian.

Brick Tamland: Veronica.

Elf quotes

[Buddy sees the mail room for the first time.]

Buddy: It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms, and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.

Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.

Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies!

Buddy: [explaining cabs] Watch out for the yellow ones. They don't stop!

Step Brothers quotes

Brennan Huff: I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!

Brennan Huff: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!

Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!

Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!

Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

[Waking up from dreams on top of each other.]

Dale Doback: Oh no, I'm late for school.

Brennan Huff: I'll kiss you on the lips Kenny Rodgers.

Derek: So, what do we do now?

Brennan Huff: Can we hug?

Derek: Yeah, you'd like that, you faggot!... I'm sorry, I'm new to this.

Brennan Huff: [in his therapist's fantasy] I've come five hundred miles to deliver my seed.

Brennan Huff: I tea-bagged your drum set!

Brennan Huff: You are making an ass out of yourself, you geriatric fuck!

Brennan Huff: You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I'm gonna punch you square in the face!

Dr. Robert Doback: We're putting the house on the market.

Dale Doback: Where are we moving?

Brennan Huff: Is the house haunted?

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby quotes

Ricky Bobby: Well, Let me give you a saying from Colonel Sanders. I am too drunk to taste this chicken.

Ricky Bobby: Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then f*** you.

Ricky Bobby: Well, I'm the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.

Ricky Bobby: I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out.

Susan: It's because it's what you love, Ricky. It is who you were born to be. And here you sit. Thinking. Well, Ricky Bobby is not a thinker. Ricky Bobby is a driver. He is a doer, and that's what you need to do. You don't need to think. You need to drive. You need speed. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine. You need to fire it up. You need to grab ahold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra. And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. And you know that fear is powerful, because it has been there for billions of years. And it is good. And you use it. And you ride it; you ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell, and then you win, Ricky. You WIN! And you don't win for anybody else. You win for you, you know why? Because a man takes what he wants. He takes it all. And you're a man, aren't you? Aren't you?

Ricky Bobby: Susan, I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

Female Fan: Hey driver, drive these! [Lifts shirt]

Ricky Bobby: Oh God, please be 18.

Cal Naughton Jr.: Shake and bake!

Ricky Bobby: Shake and bake!