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Blades of Glory (2007) - 16 quotes

starring Amy Poehler, Jon Heder, Will Arnett, Will Ferrell, William Fichtner, Craig T. Nelson, Jenna Fischer (add more)

Genres: Comedy, Romance, Sport

Katie Van Waldenberg: No, I'm not spying for you again.

Stranz Van Waldenberg: We're just asking you to discreetly tape their practice routines.

Jimmy: Who's that?

Chazz: You mean Katie van Waldenberg?

Jimmy: She's Stranz and Fairchild's sister?

Chazz: Fairchild's legs and Stranz's ass.

Chazz: You know what dude, your hand has to be on top.

Jimmy: No way, the girl's goes on top.

Chazz: Yeah, ergo, chick.

Jimmy: I'm not the girl, I'm stronger!

Chazz: No, I'M stronger, and don't have a vagina.

Stranz Van Waldenberg: It's over. All the endorsements, everything gone. Oh my God, I can't get a real job; it'll kill me!

Katie Van Waldenberg: Great! That'll give me time to get my jugs waxed.

Stranz Van Waldenberg: Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark, we let down the Funky Bunch.

Chazz: Mind-bottling, isn't it?

Jimmy: Did you just say mind-bottling?

Chazz: Yeah, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?

Jimmy: I'm getting sick, you smell like aftershave and taco meat!

Chazz: I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!

Jimmy: I don't share rooms.

Chazz: I don't share SHIT...

Chazz: Personal philosophy? Clothing optional.

Jimmy: Get out of my face.

Chazz: I'll get inside your face.

Chazz: No exaggeration, I could not love a human baby more then I love this brush.

Hector: I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.

Jimmy: I see you got fat!

Chazz: I see you still look like a 15-year-old girl but not hot.

Jimmy: I call top bunk!

Chazz: No, I already did.

Jimmy: No you didn't.

Chazz: Yes I did. In my mind.

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