Popular blog posts:
Other great sites
Buddy: [Answering the phone.] Buddy the Elf, what's your favourite colour?
Buddy: What's your favorite color?
Buddy: [explaining cabs] Watch out for the yellow ones. They don't stop!
Emily: We can't just throw him out in the snow.
Walter: Why not? He loves the snow. He's told me 15 times.
Elf Teacher: Now, before we learn how to build the latest in extreme graphic chipset processors, let's recite the code of the elves, shall we?
Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies!
Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
[Buddy sees the mail room for the first time.]
Buddy: It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms, and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.