Jack Wyatt: Let's make love in a hot-air balloon - let's make love in a candy factory - let's make love in a petting zoo.
Isabel Bigelow: I have to undo this.
Jack Wyatt: Let's make love at Sea World on the back of a killer whale.
Ritchie: That's it. You're fired.
Isabel Bigelow: Doesn't matter... I quit! Yeah, so you better call my agent.
Jim Fields: You don't have an agent.
Isabel Bigelow: Then call my cable man.
Isabel Bigelow: Your life is total instant gratification, Daddy.
Nigel Bigelow: It's fantastic, isn't it?
Isabel Bigelow: No. No, it's not. Because how do you know that anyone really loves you for yourself? It's like those rich men who are never sure why women sleep with them.
Nigel Bigelow: But women sleep with them, so it's not really a problem.
Isabel Bigelow: Oh, we're going to kiss aren't we?
Jack Wyatt: I thought so. But, thanks for ruining the moment Miss Narrator.
Nina: There must be a solution.
Isabel Bigelow: No, there isn't. We're at The Coffee Bean, and there is... no... solution.
Jack Wyatt: Umm... This is terrible.
Uncle Arthur: I know! I just... love to blend.
Isabel Bigelow: Guess what? I'm a witch.
Jack Wyatt: Guess what? I'm a Clippers fan.
Maria Kelly: Oh, and when you go out with a guy be sure he has a brother or a friend who is single before you call me.
Jack Wyatt: So, were your parents in the witch business?
Isabel Bigelow: Both of them. My mother fixed the 1986 World Series.
Stu Robison: Someone make a note of that.
Jack Wyatt: Where is my dog? I will die if I do not have him back! Do you understand me? I will DIE if I DO not have HIM back.
Nina: We could electrocute him. There's ton of wires around here.
Nina: Let's set fire to his trailer. Let's just do it.
Jack Wyatt: Party at my house.
Jack Wyatt: I'm going to be killed by a fictional character.
Uncle Arthur: Yes, you are.
Jack Wyatt: Watch the road.
Uncle Arthur: Hey, is it Porsche, or Porsha?
Jack Wyatt: Endora, you rancid fruit bag, get out of my room.
Isabel Bigelow: You're sweating again - I love it when you sweat.
Answer: Samantha is trying to lead a life without magic so wants to do everything the way humans do i.e get wet if it rains and she has no umbrella, go grocery shopping. But when things start to go a bit wrong i.e. she has no references, she uses magic to help herself along.