Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: His magnificent idol looks like it came out of a cereal box.
Junior Bloomsberry: Wow. That must be a huge box of cereal.
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: The real way to learn anything is to go out and experience it and let your curiousity lead you.
Cab Driver: There's no screaming in cabs.
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: And you! Hiring a monkey to paint your apartment. How can you sleep nights?
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: Can I have my hat please? I kinda need my hat. The sun is hot, and I freckle, and not the good way, either. I blotch.
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: It is the same hat! And the same monkey! You followed me all the way from Africa? To Play peekaboo?
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: Anyone can memorize facts and figures, the key is to just venture into the unknown let your curiosity take hold.
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: You don't give a monkey a latte.
Mr. Bloomsberry: I knew you wouldn't let me down.
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: I have to admit I came pretty close.
Mr. Bloomsberry: Oh no, I'm so proud of you. You're like the son I never had.
Junior Bloomsberry: Father, I'm you're son. Remember?
Mr. Bloomsberry: Well, yes. But I had you.
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: The world doesn't need another parking lot. It needs a place where kid's minds can grow.
Junior Bloomsberry: Exactly, so I was thinking they can grow by counting all the spaces on the parking lot. Come on, how fun is that?
Dockworker #1: Hey, it's a monkey with a hat.
Dockworker #2: I'll just go ahead and put that under miscellaneous.
Cab Driver: Where you headed, Yellow?
Ted: Bloomsberry Museum, and I'll give you an extra ten if you don't call me "yellow", Okay?
Cab Driver: Sure thing, Sunshine.
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: Aah, my knee! Ow, there's the forehead! Oh, knee-forehead combo.
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: Who leaves eight open cans of paint lying around?
Clovis: That's a lot of yellow for one man.
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: I thought you were color-blind.
Clovis: I can see that.
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: Junior was right. There is a parking problem in the city.
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: Shake that tree all you want. You won't find any bananas up there. But if you find a 40-foot idol, let me know.
