Prince Akeem: Oha, it is my 21st birthday. You think perhaps just once I might use the bathroom by myself.
Oha: Most amusing, Sir. Wipers!
Bishop73
9th Aug 2023
Coming to America (1988)
27th Jul 2023
Lucifer (2015)
Lucifer: Dearie me, these are atrocious. What self-respecting artist would actually display these?
Dan Espinoza: Dave Maddox isn't a real artist.
Lucifer: To say the least.
Dan: All of this is just a front. You see, criminals like Maddox, they use art sales to cover up money transfers. They can demand any price for a piece of art, and in return provide whatever it is their clients really want.
Lucifer: Can he provide an eye bath? I'll need one after this.
24th Jul 2023
Lucifer (2015)
Everything's Coming Up Lucifer - S2-E1
Lucifer Morningstar: Hello. My name is Lucifer Morningstar, and I love drugs! Love them. Mmm. Yummy, yummy, yummy. Can't get enough. And I've got lots of money. [Pulls out cash and sniffs it.] Mmmm! That I love spending on drugs.
Marion: Mutt can be a little impetuous.
Indiana Jones: It's not the worst quality in the world. Keep your arms above the surface. When the kid comes back, grab on.
Marion: Indy, he.
Indiana: He's a good kid, Marion. You should get off his back about school.
Marion: Mutt, I mean.
Indiana: Not everybody is cut out for it.
Marion: His name is Henry!
Indiana: Henry. Good name.
Marion: He's your son.
Indiana: My son?
Marion: Henry Jones the Third.
Indiana: Why the hell didn't you make him finish school!
29th Jun 2023
The Terminator (1984)
Punk Leader: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Terminator: Nice night for a walk.
Punk: Wash day tomorrow! Nothing clean! Right?
Terminator: Nothing clean. Right.
Punk Leader: I think this guy is a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Terminator: Your clothes. Give them to me. Now.
18th Jun 2023
Office Space (1999)
Peter: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.
13th Jun 2023
Timecop (1994)
13th Jun 2023
Timecop (1994)
4th Jun 2023
UHF (1989)
Kuni: Stupid! You're so stupid!
25th May 2023
The Good Place (2016)
23rd May 2023
Seinfeld (1990)
23rd May 2023
The Good Place (2016)
Jason Mendoza: Why don't you want your name on the opera house? I love getting my name on stuff. In Jacksonville, I got a flu virus named after me 'cause I kissed a bat on a dare.
22nd May 2023
Little Nicky (2000)
Sylvia Lopez: The Mayor's office today, in conjunction with the New York Board of Tourism, unveiled its new motto to replace the long-standing "I Love New York" slogan. "I Love Hookers" will now be the city's catchphrase.
22nd May 2023
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Charlie MacKenzie: Hey, mom. I find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World News as "the paper." The paper contains facts.
May MacKenzie: This paper contains facts. And this paper has the 8th highest circulation in the whole wide world. All right? Plenty of facts. "Pregnant man gives birth." That's a fact.
22nd May 2023
Seinfeld (1990)
The Suicide - S3-E15
Jerry Seinfeld: The thing I don't understand about the suicide person, is the people that try and commit suicide for some reason, they don't die, and then that's it. They stop trying. Why? Why don't they just keep trying? What has changed? Is their life any better now? No. In fact, it's worse, 'cause now they've found out, here's one more thing you stink at. That's why these people don't succeed in life to begin with. Because they give up too easy. I say if pills don't work, try a rope. Car won't start in the garage? Get a tune-up. You know what I mean? There's nothing more rewarding than reaching a goal you've set for yourself.
22nd May 2023
Seinfeld (1990)
The Subway - S3-E13
Kramer: All right, Coney Island? OK, you can take the B or the F and switch for the N at Broadway and Lafayette. Or you can go over the bridge to DeKalb and catch the Q to Atlantic Avenue then switch to the IRT, 2, 3, 4, or 5. But don't get on the G. See, that's very tempting, but you wind up on Smith and 9th street, then you gotta get on the R.
Elaine: Couldn't he just take the D straight to Coney Island?
Kramer: Well yeah.
22nd May 2023
Seinfeld (1990)
Rental Car Agent: I'm sorry, we have no mid-size available at the moment.
Jerry Seinfeld: I don't understand. I made a reservation. Do you have my reservation?
Agent: Yes we do. Unfortunately, we ran out of cars.
Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation.
Agent: I know why we have reservations.
Jerry: I don't think you do. If you did, I'd have a car.
22nd May 2023
Seinfeld (1990)
Gwen: I wondered what happened to my fiancé. I know he's here somewhere. Ellen, have you seen my fiancé?
Ellen: He's upstairs.
Gwen: Are you going upstairs? Tell my fiancé I'm looking for him. I have lost my fiancé, the poor baby.
Elaine: [In an Australian accent] Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
Gwen: What?
Elaine: [Australian accent] The dingo ate your baby.
22nd May 2023
Hot Shots Part Deux (1993)
[Phone Ringing].
Topper Harley: [Answering phone] Butcher of Baghdad, hello.
Woman on Phone: [Indistinct chatter].
Topper: Well, hello.
Saddam: Who is it? Who is it?
Topper: It's your wife, Hillary Rodham Hussein.
22nd May 2023
Hot Shots Part Deux (1993)
Topper Harley: You're the only one that knows how to get to the copter pad. If I'm not there in 15 minutes, you know what to do.
Colonel Walters: Yeah, we get the hell out of here.
Topper Harley: No. Wait another 15 minutes.
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