Gabriel: Nice move. Beautifully done. Tommy, you ought to come work for me upstairs. I could get you in now. You'll love it. No one tells you when to go to bed. You eat all the ice cream you want. You get to kill all day all night, just like an Angel! (01:24:43)
Gabriel: Lucifer, sitting in your basement. Sulking after your breakup with The Boss. You're nothing. (01:28:46)
Lucifer: I love you more than Jesus! (01:31:09)
Gabriel: Reject the lie, Simon. Join us! Help us make it the way it was before the monkeys. Remember? We cast down Lucifer's army, you and I. We threw their rebel thrones from the wall! (00:42:34)
Gabriel: I'm an Angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls. And from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why. (01:06:45)
Simon: Oh, Gabriel. When was it that you lost your grace? (00:43:08)
Gabriel: I will not allow any talking monkey to take my place! I'll burn down Heaven to stop it. (00:42:22)
Lucifer: Heaven will become just another Hell. And two Hells is one Hell too many. I can't have that.