Magnum, P.I. (1980)

Texas Lightning - S2-E17

Magnum: I've had it with your complaints and your orders, and your commands, especially from someone who can't keep up.
Jeannie 'JL' Lowry: I can kill men with these hands.
Magnum: Why bother, when you can destroy them with that mouth? (00:25:30)

Sammo ★

Tropical Madness - S2-E6

Magnum: I know what you're thinking. I was thinking it too. In fact, when I write my private investigator manual, there'll be a chapter on "The Oldest Tricks in the World." Now, this had to be one of them. An anonymous tip? A mysterious meeting? The only trouble with the oldest tricks is, they usually work. (00:17:00)

Sammo ★

Dead Man's Channel - S2-E2

Magnum: This was one of those days I wished I'd listened to my mother and studied to be an orthodontist. Looking into someone's mouth has gotta be better than staring death in the face. (00:44:40)

Sammo ★

Italian Ice - S2-E15

Margo Perina: Who's that?
Magnum: Oh, that...is a buddy of mine, and he sometimes flies tourists over the estate, to see what famous person might be sunbathing naked on the beach.
Margo Perina: Oh, I'm not famous or naked.
Magnum: Well, you will be. Famous. (00:29:25)

Sammo ★

Three Minus Two - S2-E21

Jan Kona: I'd hate to run into him in a dark alley.
Magnum: He's not so terrific in a lit room. (00:20:15)

Sammo ★