Carver: I am going to be carp.
Tino: Did you say Carp?
Carver: That stands for what I want to be. Cool And Radically Popular.
Tino: It's a good thing you don't want to be Cool rich And Popular.
Carver: Why?
Tish: Lor, don't you think you're being a tad paranoid?
Carver: A tad? More like 5 tads and 18 smidgens.
Carver: Geeks... Geeks? Those geeks are my friends.
Tino: Did he just say geeks?
Lor McQuarrie: It's the crazy backwards universe again.
Tino: Where cats chase dogs and sitcoms are funny.
Lor McQuarrie: It's like an upside down universe.
Tino: Where up is down and boy bands play instruments.
Tino: If a game doesn't have rules, it's not a game is it?
Carver: No, it's politics.
Tino: I think your cooking may have military applications.
Tino's Mom: Watch it.
Tino: Later days.
Tino: Why can't you be one of those nice moms who just say "Yes Dear"
Tino's Mom: Yes dear.
Tino: Well it's a little too late for that now.
Tino's Mom: Yes dear.
Tino: No talking.
Mrs Duong: Thank you for helping Helpers Helping the Helpless. Your help was very... helpful! And if anyone finds my thesaurus please let me know.
Lor McQuarrie: If that counts as dancing then it counts as singing when I burp.
