Bernard: I can feel pieces of my brain falling away like a wet cake.
Chalkboard: Can't.
Chalkboard: Don't.
Bernard: Whores will have their trinkets.
Bernard: Don't you dare use the word "Party" as a verb in my shop.
Chalkboard: No Chatting, No Smiling, Absolute Silence.
Bernard: The little man in my hair is getting very annoyed.
Bernard: Every Day is another Betrayal.
Bernard: Lies! Subterfuge! Seething Corruption.
Bernard: Natural Selection favours the loud and aggressive, no offense, but genetically you are a cul-de-sac.
Fran: It'll be great seeing them all again, it'll be like being back at school.
Bernard: You hated being at school, you had a terrible time.
Fran: I never told you about that.
Bernard: You didn't have to, I just look at your life now and work backwards.
Chosen answer: You may be thinking of S3E1, "Manny Come Home", when Manny quits and gets a job at Goliath Books next door. The device they use to scan books, look up items, or even order muffins is referred to as the "Doo-Deedee-Doo," after the sound it makes when employees scan their cards in it.