Law & Order
Movie Quote Quiz

D.A. Arthur Branch: Sometimes the good you do won't do you any good.

Jack McCoy: Your grief might seem a little more real had you not just admitted you cut off your wife's head.

Adam Schiff: A first-year law student could punch more holes in your case than Con Ed has in Third Avenue.

Jack McCoy: The last time I checked, "Stupid" isn't a defense for murder.

ADA Claire Kincaid: Where's our notice?
Ben Stone: The client's dog ate it.

Det. Rey Curtis: You're a Catholic.
Jack McCoy: Not at work. Sorry.

Det. Lennie Briscoe: Even though you are a taxpayer, you know, we don't actually work for you personally.

eada Jack McCoy: You can re-write the law when you're appointed to the Supreme Court.
D.A. Arthur Branch: God willing.

Medical Examiner Elizabeth Rodgers: I got another body coming in. Guy took a javelin to the chest.
Det. Lennie Briscoe: Why are you still in this line of work?
Medical Examiner Elizabeth Rodgers: Free javelins.

Cookie Molina: I can see the future.
Sergeant Max Greevey: Oh yeah?
Cookie Molina: You are going to read me my rights.

Lt. Anita Van Buren: I'd better go. I'm late for my daily spanking at One Police Plaza.

Abbie Carmichael: Gentleman, if we can just lower the amount of testosterone.

Det. Mike Logan: Praise the Lord, pass the ammunition.

Abbie Carmichael: Ugh. Doctors. I can't believe my mother wanted me to marry one.

Sergeant Max Greevey: Patient is dead. But don't worry, the doctor is fine.

Capt. Donald Cragen: What'd he say?
Det. Mike Logan: He told us to go to hell.
Capt. Donald Cragen: Well, at least he's got a way with words.

Det. Lennie Briscoe: I want to go to law school so I can learn how to turn gold into lead.

A.D.A. Paul Robinette: Could be he's lucky.
Capt. Donald Cragen: Could be next week I'll be doing shampoo commercials.

Lt. Anita Van Buren: I'd like it if you two became real partners.
Detective Lennie Briscoe: And I'd like it if my ex-wives got partners. No more alimony.

Lt. Anita Van Buren: It wasn't the eighteen floors from the window to the street that killed her, it was the sudden stop.

Hindsight - S16-E21

Other mistake: When they are showing the rap sheets for the Cambodian man, the race on the sheet says Caucasian when he is Asian, and for the African American man, the sex says "F" when he is male.

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Old Friends - S4-E22

Trivia: When Logan and Briscoe first visit Rudy, the song he plays air guitar to is "Politician" by Cream.

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