Frazer: Sorry about the candles. The blinds are a bit thin for the gleam of the gas light. Godfrey: Oh, I like candles. They're more romantic.
Pike: I'll tell mum.
Godfrey: Oh I do wish that Captain Mainwaring would let my sister Dolly knit him a suit of armour. Frazer: Never mind Godfrey son. If anything goes wrong we'll get him out with a tin opener.
Jones: You know, when I was in the Sudan.
Frazer: I never doubted you for a minute.
Mainwaring: In the words of the great E.C Cochran. "Early to bed, early to rise, no jolly good if you don't advertise."
Godfrey: Sir. I wouldn't want to roam the countryside ravishing maidens.
Frazer: I am refusing to obey. Mainwaring: You'll be in charge of the liquor permits, Frazer. Frazer: I'm right behind you, Captain.
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