Rick and Morty (2013)

2 quotes from season 2

Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate - S2-E8

Old Alien in Wheelchair: I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they're small. It's funny to say they're big. I've been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils, thermoses, in front of themselves and called out, "Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-so dick. I've got such-and-such for a penis." I never saw it fail to get a laugh.

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The Wedding Squanchers - S2-E10

Mr. Poopybutthole: Tune in to "Rick and Morty" season three in, like, a year and a half...or longer, to see how we unravel this mess. Ohh-wee.

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