Quotes from Amanda Bynes movies and TV shows

Kaylee: In order to get what we need, we are talking complete physical and psychoemotional breakdown, people! I want to see a broken man. I'm talking like, "Oh, I just threw a baseball through your window" broken. Snap him like a twig! Squeeze him like a bug! I want you to turn him into mincemeat! And I don't even know what mincemeat is! I want him to scream for his mommy! WAH! WAH! MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY! Do you read me people? DO YOU READ ME? Cause I don't think you read me!
Jason: I think they read you.
Kaylee: Fair enough.

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Marianne: There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.
Olive Penderghast: Tom Cruise?

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Motormouth Maybelle: [to Seaweed and Penny.] Oh, so this is love? [She pauses and then smiles.] Well, love is a gift, a lot of people don't remember that. So, you two better brace yourselves for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you from a neverending parade of stupid.
Penny Pingleton: [Totally serious.] So, you've met my mom?

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Olivia: You're right.
Viola: I know.
Olivia: The next time I see Sebastian, I am gonna march right up to him.
Viola: You march.
Olivia: ...I'm gonna tell him how I feel.
Viola: You tell him.
Olivia: ...and then I'm going to kiss him so passionately.
Viola: What?
Olivia: ...that even the people he hates will feel pleasure.

Viola: Speaking as a completely objective third party observer with absolutely no personal interest in the matter.

Daphne: So Monique's getting you all excited about being a debutant, huh?
Viola: Thuper duper exthited! Have a good carnival.

Duke: I kinda got into it with your sister's ex.
Viola: Really. Why?
Duke: He kinda saw us making out at the kissing booth.
Viola: Wait... you kissed her?

Viola: Be a man. Suck it up and rub some dirt in IT.
Duke: All right, I'll rub some dirt on it.

Viola: You know it bro'.

Viola: You know the percentage of bands that actually make it to the big time?
Sebastian: Probably the same as female soccer players.

Viola: You know how it is. New school, new babe pool.

Viola: This is not over.

Viola: Speaking as a completely third party objective with absolutely no personal interest in the matter, I'm not really sure that you and Olivia really mesh well together.

Viola: What does your heart tell you?
Duke: What?
Viola: I mean... which one would you rather see naked?

Viola: I can do this. I am a dude. I am a hunky dude! I'm a badass hunky dude.

Viola: Quit blushing! That's lame.
Duke: Shut up, I'm not blushing.

Viola: So what about the thing... we talked about it... that you're gonna do later?
Duke: What thing? I'm... I'm thingless.

Viola: You know what? If you can't join 'em, beat 'em.

Viola: I just can't do this.
Paul: Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong but you know what I mean.

Toby: I need your advice man. I got lady troubles.
Viola: I'm here for you bro. I got a lifetime of knowledge.

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