Lenny: You may find this hard to believe, but most of the guys here don't have a lot of experience with girls.
Gurkin: Things are looking grim, brothers.
Rachel Witchburn: Sydney, what are the Kappa colors?
Sydney White: Green and White.
Rachel Witchburn: Emerald and Pearl.
Sydney White: Sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss.
Tyler: Who are you Sydney White? You throw a football like Matt Leinart, fearlessly conquer fraternity bathrooms, and clean up nice to boot.
Sydney White: Well, I'm more of a Peyton Manning. Leinart's a lefty.
Tyler: Marry me.
Sydney White: Just to clarify, I spend a normal amount of time in the bathroom.
Lenny: Did they really make you sing Celine Dion?
Sydney White: Yeah.
Lenny: Do you need a place to stay?
Demetria Rosemead 'Dinky' Hotchkiss: I wish we had the same size feet.
Sydney White: It is fine. Isn't it part of this whole sisterhood thing that they like you for who you are?
Demetria Rosemead 'Dinky' Hotchkiss: Sure.
Sydney White: I'm sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss.
Rachel Witchburn: I'm the last person you wanna mess with.
Sydney White: No. You're the first.
Sydney White: Green and White.
Rachel Witchburn: Wrong. Emerald and Pearl.
Sydney White: I'm sorry. I'm still learning how to speak priss.
Demetria Rosemead 'Dinky' Hotchkiss: My name's Dinky and I think I'm in love with a dork.
Answer: When Sydney arrives at the Vortex, she is told that Embele is a Nigerian transfer student, who is still jet lagged despite the fact that he has been in the U.S. for about three years already. She decides to take matters into her own hands to help him. Every single day she adjusts the time on his alarm clock, so each day he is a bit closer to the actual local time. Then after about a month or two, his body has slowly adjusted to the proper time, which allows him to function normally, instead of sleeping all the time.
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