Quotes from Mike White movies and TV shows

Corny: You got any interest in reading the Bible?
Justine: I have my own, you know, beliefs.
Corny: Well, we don't preach fire and brimstone. 10 Commandments, gotta live by those. Other than the usual ways, we're not interested in scaring people. We're about loving Jesus.
Justine: Mm-hmm. Yeah, I kind of like my nights to myself.
Corny: Well, maybe you'll have night after night of eternal hellfire all to yourself. Just kidding you. Drive safe. Bye-bye.

Gwen Jackson: Happy Halloween, Corny.
Corny: Oh... I'm not a pagan, but thanks all the same.

Corny: It's a church. You can't make water without bumping your nut on a bible.

More The Good Girl quotes

Ned Schneebly: I'm not paying your share of the rent. I don't know...maybe you should sell one of your guitars or something.
Dewey Finn: What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?

More School of Rock quotes

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