Jay: Well, this is fate! She's divorced, we don't want to redo the cabinets, and you need a wife. What do they call it when everything intersects?
Sam Baldwin: The Bermuda Triangle.
Sam Baldwin: So, how's my butt?
Sam Baldwin: I am not going to New York to meet some woman who could be a crazy, sick lunatic! Didn't you see Fatal Attraction?
Sully: Everything is unprecedented until it happens for the first time.
Viktor Navorski: Eat to bite... bite to eat, bite to eat, bite to eat, bitetoeat bitetoeat bitetoeatbitetoeatbitetoeatbitetoeat.
Thurman: Do you know anyone in New York?
Viktor Navorski: ...Yes.
Thurman: Who?
Viktor Navorski: Yes.
Thurman: Who?
Viktor Navorski: ...Yes.
Thurman: No. Do you know anyone in New York?
Viktor Navorski: Yes, yes.
Thurman: Who?
Viktor Navorski: Yes.
Viktor Navorski: So she go to these conventions dressed as... Yeoman Rand. Yeoman Rand.
Enrique Cruz: She's a Trekkie... She's a Trekkie.
Viktor Navorski: Favorite episode is "Doomsday Machine."
Viktor Navorski: You say you are waiting for something. And I say to you, "Yes, yes. We all wait."
Amelia: What are you waiting for?
Viktor Navorski: You. I wait for you.
Amelia: Are you coming or going?
Viktor Navorski: I don't know. Both.
Gupta Rajan: If I go home, I go to jail for 7 years.
Viktor Navorski: What if United States catch you? They deport you.
Gupta Rajan: As long as I keep my floor clean, keep my head down, they have no reason to deport me, they have no reason to notice a man like me.
Amelia: I have to go.
Viktor Navorski: I have to stay.
Amelia: Story of my life.
Viktor Navorski: Me too.
Viktor Navorski: Amelia, would you like an eat to bite?
Woody: Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket... Rockets explode!
Woody: What chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?
