Frank Dixon: You could have any man you wanted... why Viktor Navorski?
Amelia: That's something a guy like you could never understand.
Joe Mulroy: You better be careful. You know those flight attendants ain't like regular women, Viktor. They're flying back and forth between all those time-zones kinda messes with their biological clock or something. Always ready for sex. Why do you think they can't stop smiling?
Viktor Navorski: Eat to bite... bite to eat, bite to eat, bite to eat, bitetoeat bitetoeat bitetoeatbitetoeatbitetoeatbitetoeat.
Thurman: Do you know anyone in New York?
Viktor Navorski: ...Yes.
Thurman: Who?
Viktor Navorski: Yes.
Thurman: Who?
Viktor Navorski: ...Yes.
Thurman: No. Do you know anyone in New York?
Viktor Navorski: Yes, yes.
Thurman: Who?
Viktor Navorski: Yes.
Viktor Navorski: So she go to these conventions dressed as... Yeoman Rand. Yeoman Rand.
Enrique Cruz: She's a Trekkie... She's a Trekkie.
Viktor Navorski: Favorite episode is "Doomsday Machine."
Amelia: Are you coming or going?
Viktor Navorski: I don't know. Both.
Viktor Navorski: Amelia, would you like an eat to bite?
Amelia: You told me you were delayed, you never said it was for nine months.
Milodragovich: Goat! Medicine for goat.
Salchak: I know you've been waiting for years for me to either drop dead or retire.
Frank Dixon: No, I haven't been waiting for you to retire.
Gupta Rajan: If I go home, I go to jail for 7 years.
Viktor Navorski: What if United States catch you? They deport you.
Gupta Rajan: As long as I keep my floor clean, keep my head down, they have no reason to deport me, they have no reason to notice a man like me.
Gupta Rajan: You are a coward! You are a coward! You make me sick.
Amelia: I usually read history books. They're long and cheap and usually about men killing each other.
Viktor Navorski: You say you are waiting for something. And I say to you, "Yes, yes. We all wait."
Amelia: What are you waiting for?
Viktor Navorski: You. I wait for you.
Joe Mulroy: Buddy, I think you been spending too much time inhaling them cleaning products.
Amelia: I have to go.
Viktor Navorski: I have to stay.
Amelia: Story of my life.
Viktor Navorski: Me too.
Frank Dixon: Sometimes you land a small fish. You unhook him very carefully. You place him back in the water. You set him free so that somebody else can have the pleasure of catching him.
