Quotes from Ted Danson movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

Sam: What's new, Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.

Diane: Sam, may I have a brief word with you?
Sam: I suppose you could, but I doubt it.

Sam: I'm Sam Malone, by the way.
Henri: Ooh. I've heard about you in France.
Sam: Oh yeah. You follow baseball?
Henri: No, stewardesses.

Sam: You know... You know I always wanted to pop you one? Maybe this is my lucky day, huh?
Diane: You disgust me. I hate you.
Sam: Are you turned on as I am?
Diane: More.

Adventures in Housesitting - S7-E11

Rebecca: Sheridan's in the kitchen with Satan!
Sam: This is no time for folksinging!

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Maria Hardy: How many jobs did you have?
Larry: I don't know. A lot. I change every two or three years. If it looks like I might be successful. I move on.
Maria Hardy: You don't want to be successful?
Larry: I want to be happy.

Michael: You humans take something wonderful and ruin it just a little bit so you can have more.

Dr. Jonathan Dempsey: Don't make the same mistakes I did.

Bridget Cardigan: We'll think outside the box.
Don Cardigan: Well that's good because we're selling the box and moving into a smaller box.

Jack Holden: Angelyne! Whew! Boy, you look different. What happened?
Angelyne: I'm dressed.

Jack Holden: You're a good man, Peter.
Peter Mitchell: I'm a goddamn saint.
Jack Holden: Saint's a little much.