Cousins (1989)

Vince: You've got only one life to live. You can either make it chickenshit or chicken salad.

Vince: Can you keep a secret?
Mitch: Yeah.
Vince: So can I.

Vince: I'd rather have a case of the clap than a case of this wine.

Maria Hardy: How many jobs did you have?
Larry: I don't know. A lot. I change every two or three years. If it looks like I might be successful. I move on.
Maria Hardy: You don't want to be successful?
Larry: I want to be happy.

Aunt Sofia: You still want to kill people?
Mitch: Na, they're too stupid.
Aunt Sofia: You're telling me - your grandfather's marrying the Bermuda Triangle.