Charlotte Haze: Do you believe in God?
Humbert Humbert: The question is does God believe in me?
Quotes from Shelley Winters movies and TV shows
Charlotte Haze: There's a nice view from this window... of the front lawn.
Charlotte Haze: Oh M'sieur, if what you're needing is peace and quiet, I can assure you you couldn't get more peace anywhere, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Clare Quilty: Listen, didn't you... didn't you have a daughter? Didn't you have a daughter with a lovely name? Yeah! A lovely... What was it now? A lovely, lyrical, lilting name, like, uh... uh.
Charlotte Haze: Lo-li-ta.
Clare Quilty: Lolita, that's right, Lolita. Diminutive of Dolores, "The Tears and the Roses."
Charlotte Haze: Wednesday she's going to have a cavity filled by your Uncle Ivor.
Clare Quilty: Yes. Hahahahaha... Yes.
[Fran Davis accidentally collides with a stranger on foot at the airport.]
Fran Davis: Sorry! We almost locked bumpers!
Stranger: [Leering at Fran's hourglass figure] If there's any damage to the chassis, I'll be glad to pay for repairs.
Fran Davis: Buster, you couldn't even pay for the headlights.
Mrs. Belle Rosen: You see, Mr. Scott? In the water I'm a very skinny lady.
Mr. Manny Rosen: My wife can't stand to see anybody not married.
Mrs. Belle Rosen: No, it comes from caring.
Mr. Manny Rosen: She has this illusion, always thinks she's too fat.
Mrs. Belle Rosen: Remember Manny, if I get stuck, push.
Mrs. Belle Rosen: Mr. Scott, a fat woman like me cannot climb.
Robin Shelby: I'm sorry Mrs. Rosen, I didn't mean it to sound like that.
Mrs. Belle Rosen: What, I miss something?
Robin Shelby: When I said I helped my dad pull in a 600 pound swordfish. I didn't mean that I thought you weighed that much.
Mrs. Belle Rosen: All that's going on and THAT'S what you're worried about?
Robin Shelby: Sure, what else?
Mrs. Belle Rosen: You're a good boy.
Robin Shelby: Tell my sister.
Lola Manners: You never know when a girl might need a bullet.
Waco Johnny Dean: What was I saying?
Lola Manners: You were talking about yourself.
Waco Johnny Dean: Where did I stop?
Lola Manners: You didn't. But you can now. I already know all about Waco Johnny Dean, the fastest gun in Texas.
Waco Johnny Dean: Texas? Lady, why limit me?