Quotes from Sean Maguire movies and TV shows

Leonidas: Yo mama's so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie!

Leonidas: Adjust you sword boy, it's digging into my back.
Sonio: But I'm not wearing my sword.
Leonidas: [Pause.] Carry on then.

Leonidas: I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... And then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!

Leonidas: That is how men great each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men!