Quotes from Sarah Jessica Parker movies and TV shows - page 2 of 3

Sybil Stone: Are those mushrooms?
Meredith Morton: Yes, those are mushrooms.
Patrick Thomas: Isn't Everett allergic to mushrooms?
Meredith Morton: He is?
Ben Stone: OK, what we got going on over here? Santa's workshop. Er... OK, wha-what can I do to be of service Meredith, wha-what can I do?
Meredith Morton: Oh, well... I think I'm all set. Everett had to run some errands in town, then he and Thad are going to meet Julie's bus.
Ben Stone: Are those mushrooms?
Meredith Morton: I didn't know.

Sarah: What is this place?
Mary: It reeks of children!
Winifred: It is a prison for children.

Winifred: Why? Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?
Sarah: Just lucky, I guess.

Jack Singer: I dreamt about my mother again last night.
Betsy: Was she vacuuming naked?
Jack Singer: No. She opened her eyes and I said, 'Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl, ' and she smiled.
Betsy: Really?
Jack Singer: Yeah. Of course she was naked.

Jack Singer: Do you know what a straight flush is? It's like... unbeatable.
Betsy: "Like unbeatable" is not unbeatable.
Jack Singer: Hey, I know that now, okay.

Kate Reddy: I love being a mother of a two-year old. It is like being a movie star in a world without critics.

Matt: Why do you always assume the worst about people.
Gwyn: Statistics.

Matt: Can't you just relax and enjoy the moment?
Gwyn: No, I'm a middle child. I always think the really good moments are happening to someone else.

Charlotte: How can you forget a guy you've slept with?
Carrie: Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore.

Carrie: I stopped watching TV when people started putting leeches down their pants.

Samantha: There's no such thing as bad publicity.
Carrie: Of course you'd say that, you're a publicist.

Change of a dress - S4-E15

Samantha: I think I have monogamy. I must have caught it from you people!
Carrie: Now it's airborne!

Miranda: After years of odd men, God is throwing me a bone.
Carrie: And if you are lucky a boner as well.

Carrie: How does that work? You go to bed one night, wake up the next morning, and poof - you're a lesbian?

Carrie Bradshaw: You have to take the tradition, and decorate it your way.

Samantha: There ought to be a law against hiring a nanny who looks like that.
Carrie: Yeah, the Jude Law.

Miranda Hobbes: [at a bar, drinking Cosmopolitans.] Why did we ever stop drinking these?
Carrie Bradshaw: Because everyone else started.

Carrie Bradshaw: Don't give me a diamond, just give me a big closet.

Miranda Hobbes: The only two choices for women; witch and sexy kitten.
Carrie Bradshaw: Oh you just said a mouthful there sister.

Lawrence Wetherhold: Why would you have a baby with me?
Janet Hartigan: Because you don't know how to properly use a condom.
Lawrence Wetherhold: Message received.