Quotes from Samuel L. Jackson movies and TV shows - page 4 of 8

Zeus: Now, you got about ten seconds before those guys see you. And when they do, they will kill you! You understand? You are about to have a very bad day.

Stephen: You said you ain't know him.
Broomhilda: Huh?
Stephen: I said, "You said you ain't know him."
Broomhilda: I don't.
Stephen: Yes, you do.
Broomhilda: Mister Stephen, I don't.
Stephen: Why is you lying to me?
Broomhilda: I ain't.
Stephen: Then why is you cryin'?
Broomhilda: You scaring me.
Stephen: Why is I'm scarin' you?
Broomhilda: Because you're scary.

Louis Batiste: Men fought for the privilege of saying her name.

Louis Batiste: To a certain type of woman, I am a hero. I need to be a hero.

Roz Batiste: Which one of your patients you going to see, Louis?
Louis Batiste: Woman, go get your palm read and let me do my work.

Rumbo: Hey. Hey! What's going on?
Young Fluke: I guess I was dreaming.
Rumbo: You were what?
Young Fluke: Uh, dreaming. I was seeing pictures inside my head.
Rumbo: Pictures ain't got no business being inside your head. Next time you just growl and chase 'em away.
Young Fluke: Rumbo, have you always been a dog?
Rumbo: What you talkin' about? What else could I have been?
Young Fluke: I don't know. A human.
Rumbo: A two-legger? Me?

Lorenzo Council: Kiss my ass, brotherfucker.

Vic: Have you ever jumped into a moving train, Junior?
Garfield: I've never jumped.

Garfield: Is it no Monday? Because it feels like a Monday.
Vic: It's Thursday.
Garfield: Not to me it isn't!

Major Marquis Warren: Move a little strange, you're gonna get a bullet. Not a warning, not a question...a bullet.

Major Marquis Warren: When the handbill says "dead or alive", the rest of us just shoot you in the back from up on top a perch somewhere and bring you in dead over a saddle. When John Ruth the Hangman catches you...you hang.

John Ruth: No one said this job was supposed to be easy.
Major Marquis Warren: Nobody said it's supposed to be that hard, either.

SWAT Leader: We are prepared for any assault.
[Kincaid headbutts him.]
Darius Kincaid: You prepared for that assault, motherfucker?

Darius Kincaid: Are you using pepper spray?
Michael Bryce: I'm on sabbatical.

Darius Kincaid: Are you using pepper spray?
Michael Bryce: I'm on sabbatical.

Frozone: Honey?
Honey: What?
Frozone: Where's my super suit?
Honey: What?
Frozone: Where is my super suit?
Honey: I uh - put it away.
Frozone: Where?
Honey: Why do you need to know?
Frozone: I need it!
Honey: Nuh uh! Don't you think about running off to do some derrin' do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Frozone: The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening's in danger!
Frozone: You tell me where my suit is woman! We are talking the greater good!
Honey: I am your wife! I am the greatest 'good' you are ever gonna get.

Bob Parr: You can't run out of ice! I thought you could take the water out of the air!
Frozone: There IS no water in this air! What's your excuse, you've run out of muscle?
Bob Parr: I can't just go smashing through walls, the building getting weaker by the second, it's going to fall on top of us!
Frozone: I wanted to go bowling!

Bob Parr: Do you want to catch a robber?
Frozone: No. To tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing, just to shake things up.

Nick Fury: Sir! I'm going to have to ask you to exit the donut!

Ordell Robbie: My money's in that office, right? If she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, I'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. Then I'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. She gonna tell me too. Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you, motherfucker. You listen: we go in there, and that ni**a Winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. You understand?