Quotes from Samuel L. Jackson movies and TV shows

Gerald Olin: You do drink don't you?
Mike Enslin: Of course. I just said I was a writer.

Mike Enslin: Is 1408 a smoking room?
Gerald Olin: As a matter of fact, it is. Yes.
Mike Enslin: Good, one less worry in the watches of the night.
Gerald Olin: Care for a cigar?
Mike Enslin: No thank you, I don't smoke.

Gerald Olin: The causes of death in 1408 range from heart attack, stroke, drowning.
Mike Enslin: Drowning?
Gerald Olin: Yes, one Mr. Grady Miller drowned in his chicken soup.
Mike Enslin: That's hard to do, h - how did he do that?
Gerald Olin: How indeed.

Trevor Garfield: Has anybody read 'Animal Farm'?
Cesar: No, but I fucked a sheep once.

Trevor Garfield: Your whole way of life is bullshit! Macho is bullshit.
Cesar: It's all I got.

Trevor Garfield: You gonna hide behind your chickenshit homeboys? Where's your pride?

Trevor Garfield: Are you willing to die for stupidity Cesar? Cause ya see I am, if it'll teach you something.

Andrew Sterling: What comes around, goes around.

Nick Fury: There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people, so when we needed them, they could fight the battles that we never could.

Nick Fury: Meanwhile, is there anything about the Tesseract that we ought to know?
Steve Rogers: You should have left it in the ocean.

Loki: I am Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdoned with glorious purpose.
Nick Fury: We have no quarrel with your people.
Loki: An ant has no quarrel with a boot.
Nick Fury: Are you planning to step on us?

Thor: Loki is a prisoner.
Nick Fury: Then why do I feel like he is the only person on this boat who wants to be here?

Nick Fury: You should be out celebrating. Seeing the world.
Steve Rogers: When I went under, the world was at war. I wake up, they say we won. They didn't say what we lost.

Nick Fury: Where's Agent Barton?
Erik Selvig: The Hawk? Up in his nest, as usual.

Nick Fury: Until such time where the world ends, we will act like it intends to spin on.

Nick Fury: You think you're the only hero in the world?

Maria Hill: Director Fury, the Council has made a decision.
Nick Fury: I recognise the Council has made a decision, but given that is a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

Nick Fury: Having trouble sleeping?
Steve Rogers: I've been asleep for 70 years, sir. I think I've had enough rest.

Loki: How desperate are you that you would call upon such lost creatures to defend you?
Nick Fury: You've made me very desperate.

Sgt. Nathan West: Tom, why did this woman have a weapon pointed at your head?
Hardy: This is Captain Osbourne, and she has had a long day.