Quotes from Samuel L. Jackson movies and TV shows - page 2 of 8

Sgt. Nathan West: Those of you I find lacking will quit. And those of you who refuse to quit will have a training accident. This base suffers three training accidents a year. Unfortunate accidents that I will not hesitate to repeat if you cross me.

Sgt. Nathan West: As some of you may have heard, there is a hurricane warning tonight. Well, Rangers do not wait on good weather. Rangers do not wait for bright sun shiny days. Oh, no. Rangers are trained to operate in the worst possible conditions, and takes those conditions and turns them against their enemies. You each have one rifle, one side arm, and one white phosphorous grenade. This is a live E&E, so please keep those weapons safetied, so you are not to shoot off your nonexistent dicks.

Sgt. Nathan West: I just transferred to Arlington Cemetery.
Hardy: Keep talking shit, and you're liable to make roll call.

Sgt. Nathan West: So pretty. So dead.

Sgt. Nathan West: I do not care that you are triple volunteers. I do not care that you think you are hard. And I especially don't give a rat's fuck what 4-star general's dick you sucked to get the privilege of being able to stand before me today.

Navy Seal 1: Good to see you, Mr President. Are you all right?
US President William Alan Moore: Well, considering I've been betrayed today, hunted, locked in a freezer, ejected from the same plane twice... yeah, I'm doing quite well.

US President William Alan Moore: You've got to cock it motherfucker.

Lazarus: Collar your dog.

Lazarus: I remember my first time, it was out behind my uncle's barn with my second cousin.
Lazarus: She was two tons if she weighed a pound, I could have done better for myself.

Lazarus: I'm cookin' steaks fah dinnah. I expect you to stay.

Nick Fury: Looks like you're giving the orders now, Captain.
Steve Rogers: Damn right!

Nick Fury: I know a renegade soldier when I see one. Never occurred to me that one might come from above.

Carol Danvers: Nicholas Joseph Fury. You have three names?
Nick Fury: Everybody calls me Fury. Not Nicholas, not Joseph, not Nick. Just Fury.
Carol Danvers: What does your mom call you?
Nick Fury: Fury.
Carol Danvers: What do you call her?
Nick Fury: Fury.
Carol Danvers: What about your kids?
Nick Fury: If I have them, they'll call me Fury.

Nick Fury: Coulson. New guy. Guess he doesn't hate me yet.

Nick Fury: You know anything about a lady blowing a hole through the roof of that Blockbuster over there? Witness says she was dressed for laser tag.

Nick Fury: So... you're not from around here.
Carol Danvers: It's hard to explain.

Carol Danvers: Did you have a rough day, Agent Fury?
Nick Fury: It was cool, you know? Had a space invasion, big car chase. Got to watch an alien autopsy. Typical 9-to-5.
Carol Danvers: So you saw one?
Nick Fury: I was never one to believe in aliens, but I can't unsee that.

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Carlyle: You hit me.
Doyle Gipson: I'll hit you again! You like it?

Doyle Gipson: Come on, man, don't leave me out here like this.
Gavin Banek: Sorry, better luck next time.

Sponsor: What happened in court today?
Doyle Gipson: I'm in a bar. What does that tell you?
Sponsor: It tells me that you're really angry. And that anger has gotten you into the one place in the world you shouldn't be.