Quotes from Robert Downey Jr. movies and TV shows - page 2 of 11

Maria Hill: When did you become an expert on thermonuclear astrophysics?
Tony Stark: Last night.

Tony Stark: What's the vibranium for?
Ultron: I'm glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan.

James Rhodes: Think I can’t hold my own?
Tony Stark: We get through this, I’ll hold your own.
James Rhodes: You had to make it weird.

Maria Hill: All set up, boss.
Tony Stark: Actually [points to Cap] he's the boss. I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.

Iron Man: [After incapacitating a room full of bad guys] Good talk.
Crippled thug: [Whimpering] No it wasn't.

Tony Stark: Please be secret door. Please be secret door. Please be secret door. [Finds secret door] Yay!

Iron Man: You're gonna break your old man's heart.
Ultron: If I have to.
Thor: We don't have to break anything.
Ultron: Clearly, you've never made an omelette.

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Tony Stark: [Mid-battle with Hulk.] Hit me in the back?! Dick move, Banner.

Tony Stark: You listening? That little witch is messing with your mind. You're stronger than her. You're smarter than her. You're Bruce Banner.
[Hulk roars angrily.]
Tony Stark: Right, right, right. Don't mention puny Banner.

Ultron: This is exactly what I wanted: all of you, against all of me. How can you possibly hope to stop me?
Iron Man: [Referring to Captain America] Like the old man said: together.

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Thanos: I am... inevitable.
Tony Stark: And I... am... Iron Man!

Tony Stark: Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear.
Rocket: Maybe I am.

Tony Stark: Mr. Rogers, I almost forgot, that suit did nothing for your ass.
Steve Rogers: No one asked you to look, Tony.
Tony Stark: It's ridiculous.
Scott Lang: I think you look great, Cap. As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass.

Tony Stark: This thing on? Hey Ms. Potts. If you find this recording, don't feel bad about this. Part of the journey is the end. Just for the record, being adrift in space with zero promise of rescue is more fun than it sounds. Food and water ran out four days ago. Oxygen will run out tomorrow morning. And that'll be it. When I drift off, I will dream about you. It's always you.

Tony Stark: Why the long face? Let me guess, he turned into a baby?

Tony Stark: Do you trust me?
Steve Rogers: I do.

Tony Stark: What's wrong with him?
Rocket: He's pissed. Thinks he failed. Which, of course he did, but you know, there's a lot of that going around, ain't there?

Tony Stark: Did she have any family?
Steve Rogers: Yeah. Us.

Tony Stark: What we needed was a suit of armor around the world! Remember that? Whether it impacted our precious freedoms or not, that's what we needed!
Steve Rogers: Well, that didn't work out, did it?
Tony Stark: I said we'd lose. You said, "we'll do that together too." Guess what, Cap? We lost, and you weren't there. But that's what we do, right? Our best work after the fact? We're the Avengers? Not the Prevengers, right?

Pepper Potts: We got really lucky.
Tony Stark: Yeah. I know.
Pepper Potts: A lot of people didn't.
Tony Stark: I can't help everybody.
Pepper Potts: It sort of seems like you can.
Tony Stark: Not if I stop. I can put a pin in it right now. And stop.
Pepper Potts: Tony, trying to get you to stop has been one of the failures of my entire life.