Quotes from Robert Downey Jr. movies and TV shows - page 9 of 11

Sherlock Holmes: Never theorize before you have data. Invariably, you end up twisting facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.

Sherlock Holmes: Data, data, data. I cannot make bricks without clay.

Sherlock Holmes: You've never complained about my methods before.
Dr. John Watson: I've never complained! When have I ever complained about you practising the violin at three in the morning, or your mess, your general lack of hygiene, your experiments on my dog, or the fact that you steal my clothes?

Dr. John Watson: Holmes, does your depravity know no bounds?
Sherlock Holmes: No.

Sherlock Holmes: My mind rebells at stagnation. Give me work. Give me problems.

Inspector Lestrade: In another life you'd have made an excellent criminal.
Sherlock Holmes: And you an excellent policeman.

Dr. John Watson: It's happening. Whether you like it or not,8:30, the Royale. Wear a jacket!
Sherlock Holmes: You wear a jacket.

John Watson: Holmes... What is that?
Sherlock Holmes: Je ne sais pas.

Sherlock Holmes: Uh, hmm... Right. Where are the wagons?
Madam Simza Heron: The wagon is too slow. Can't you ride?
Dr. John Watson: It's not that he can't ride... How is it you put it, Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes: They're dangerous at both ends and... Crafty in the middle. Why would I want anything with a mind of its own bobbing about between my legs?

Dr. John Watson: How did you know I would find you?
Sherlock Holmes: You didn't find me, you collapsed a building on me.

Dr. John Watson: Oh, how I've missed you, Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes: Have you? Why? I've barely noticed your absence.

Professor Moriaty: Are you sure you want to play this game?
Sherlock Holmes: I'm afraid you'd lose.

Sherlock Holmes: Get that out of my face.
Dr. John Watson: It's not in your face; it's in my hand.
Sherlock Holmes: Get what's in your hand out of my face!

Dr. John Watson: What are we doing down here?
Sherlock Holmes: *We* are waiting. *I* am smoking.

David Barnes: I was under orders.
Celeste Talbert: So - was - Hitler! Oh, no, I don't mean Hitler, I mean the other guy, the other one.
David Barnes: Himmler.
Celeste Talbert: No, no, no.
David Barnes: Hess.
Rose Schwartz: Eichmann.
David Barnes: Eichmann.

Steve Lopez: I don't give a smooth fart whether or not we go.

Steve Lopez: I've never loved anything the way he loves music.

Peter Parker: So, to become an Avenger, are there like trials or an interview?
Tony Stark: You just don't do anything I would do... And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little gray area in there and that's where you operate.

Tony Stark: What if somebody had died? That's on you. What if you had died? That's on me. I don't need that guilt on my conscience. I'm gonna need the suit back.
Peter Parker: For how long?
Tony Stark: For ever!
Peter Parker: I'm nothing without the suit!
Tony Stark: If you're nothing without the suit, then you shouldn't have it.

Tony Stark: Can't you just be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?