Quotes from Robert Downey Jr. movies and TV shows - page 3 of 11

Tony Stark: No amount of money ever bought a second of time.

Tony Stark: You're from Earth?
Peter Quill: No, I'm from Missouri.
Tony Stark: Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit.

Peter Quill: I'm gonna ask you this one time, where is Gamora?
Tony Stark: Yeah, I'll do you one better, WHO is Gamora?
Drax: I'll do you one better, WHY is Gamora?

Peter Quill: Dude, don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. We're more optimistic, yes. I like your plan. Except, it sucks. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.
Drax: Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.
Tony Stark: What dance-off?
Peter Quill: It's not a thing.
Peter Parker: Like in Footloose, the movie?
Peter Quill: Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?
Peter Parker: It never was.
Tony Stark: Don't encourage Flash Gordon.
Peter Quill: Flash Gordon? That's a compliment. Don't forget, I'm half human. So that 50% of me that's stupid that's 100% you.

Tony Stark: Get lost, Squidward.

Peter Parker: Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.
Tony Stark: I don't want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. You understand?

Tony Stark: You know Thor?
Peter Quill: Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.

Casual Person

Tony Stark: I swore off dairy, then Ben and Jerry's named a flavor after me.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Stark Raving Hazelnuts.
Tony Stark: It's not bad.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Bit chalky.

Tony Stark: You throw another moon at me and I'm gonna lose it.

Tony Stark: You can't park here, buddy. Earth is closed today. Take your tractor beam and skedaddle.

Peter Quill: Tell me where the girl is or I swear to you I'm gonna French fry this little freak.
Tony Stark: Let's do it. You shoot my guy and I'll blast him. Let's go.
Drax: Do it, Quill! I can take it.
Mantis: No, he can't take it.
Doctor Strange: She's right. You can't.

Casual Person

Doctor Strange: I went forward in time to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.
Peter Quill: How many did you see?
Doctor Strange: 14,000,605.
Tony Stark: How many did we win?
Doctor Strange: One.

[Bruce attempts to turn into the Hulk, but fails.]
Tony Stark: Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.

Casual Person

[Cull Obsidian attempts to kill Tony, but Wong opens a portal sending him to a snowy location, closes the portal, severing his hand and trapping him there.]
Tony Stark: Wong, you're invited to my wedding.

Casual Person

Tony Stark: Are you yawning?
[Drax yawns.]
Tony Stark: In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said?
Drax: I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
Tony Stark: Okay, Mr. Clean is on his own page.

Casual Person

Dr. Strange: He could destroy life on a scale hitherto undreamt of.
Tony Stark: Did you seriously just say hitherto undreamt of?
Dr. Strange: Are you seriously leaning on the Cauldron of the Cosmos?
Tony Stark: Is that what it is? [Gets hit by the cloak of levitation] I'm going to allow that. If Thanos needs all six why don't we just stick this one down a garbage disposal?
Dr. Strange: No can do.

Iron Man: OK, anybody on our side hiding any shocking, or fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose, I'm open to suggestion.

Ant-Man: [Damaging the Iron Man suit.] Oh, you're going to have to take this to the shop.
Iron Man: Who's speaking?
Ant-Man: It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days.

Tony Stark: So, you're the Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You're Spider-Boy?
Peter Parker: S-Spider-Man.
Tony Stark: Not in that onesie, you're not.
Peter Parker: It's not a onesie. (01:19:00)

Iron Man: How did this happen?
Vision: I became distracted.
Iron Man: I didn't think that was possible.
Vision: Neither did I.