Quotes from Robert De Niro movies and TV shows - page 4 of 10

Michael: I feel a lot of distance, and I feel far away.

Nick: You trying to look like a prince?
Michael: What do you mean, 'trying'?

Dick Kelly: The greatest gift a grandson can give his grandfather is a hot college girl who wants to have unprotected sex with him before he dies.

Lenore: I like your pull out couch.
Dick Kelly: Yeah? Well, I got news for ya. That's the only thing that's gonna be pulling out tonight.

Dick Kelly: Party till you're pregnant.

Jason Kelly: I don't think you're very popular here, Grandpa.
Dick Kelly: You're the one that's going to have to watch out. You might get Oreo'd.
Jason Kelly: Oreo'd?
Dick Kelly: That's when two black guys fuck a white guy. You're the cream in the middle.

Dick Kelly: We have a long standing bet - who's the better golfer. Obviously I've got the bigger three wood.
Lenore: Good. Maybe you can use it to hit your balls right into my vagina.
Jason Kelly: Holy shit.

Dick Kelly: I want to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Young Man in Diner #1: I'm 94. I keep away from the doctors.
Frank Goode: Boy.
Young Man in Diner #1: I have three children, six grandchildren. They're busy. They're too busy to talk to me. I gotta make an appointment. They got lost some place. They don't need anybody. People changed, life is changed. Today, you shake hands with somebody, you gotta count your fingers to make sure you got five fingers back.

Rosie: We could just talk to mom.
Frank Goode: Oh, but you couldn't just talk to me?
Rosie: Well she was a good listener, you were a good talker.
Frank Goode: Well so that's good, we made a good team.

Hooker: You wanna see my leg?
Frank Goode: Wanna see mine?

Robert Stansfield: You're not a writer, Fred.
Fred Blake: You even said I have a style of my own.
Robert Stansfield: You're just a mean son-of-a-bitch that managed to save his own ass.

Walt Koontz: You pay for sex?
Rusty Zimmerman: Honey, there's no romance without finance.

Walt Koontz: How can a man cut off his balls, how do you do that?
Rusty Zimmerman: Because, I'm a woman trapped in a man's body.
Walt Koontz: Eh, you're ain't no woman.
Rusty Zimmerman: I'm just not your idea of a woman, Walt.
Walt Koontz: You're nobody's idea of a woman.

Walt Koontz: I can't do it.
Rusty Zimmerman: Yeah? Well "can't" lives on "won't" street.

Walt Koontz: I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
Rusty Zimmerman: Honey, you could never be as stupid as I think you are.

Walt Koontz: She took everything. Everything. The dog, everything.
Rusty Zimmerman: Honey, you should have gotten another dog.

Richard Wells: You think you can just open Pandora's box and close it again?

Paul Duncan: I swear, I'll tell the whole goddamn world what you've done.
Richard Wells: What WE'VE done, Paul. WE.

Richard Wells: Everything you value in this world I gave to you, I provided you with a house and a son. You remember that, you ungrateful piece of shit.