Quotes from Reese Witherspoon movies and TV shows - page 3 of 4

Brooke: Are you one of my lawyers?
Elle: Sort of.
Brooke: Well thank God one of you has a brain.

Elle: The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known.

Elle: Bend and snap.

Elle: Uh. I'm sorry. I just hallucinated.

Brooke: You know a Delta Nu would never sleep with a man who wears a thong.
Elle: Never.
Brooke: I just liked to watch him change the filter.

Elle: Oh Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal?
Warner Huntington III: Uhh, ye... no?
Elle: Well this is so much better than that! Excuse me, I have some shopping to do.

Elle's Mother: Honey, you were First Runner-Up at the "Miss Hawaiian Tropics" contest. Why are you going to throw that all away?
Elle: Going to Harvard is the only way I'm going to get the love of my life back.
Elle's Father: Oh, sweetheart, you don't need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And you, button, are none of those things.

Elle: Did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head.
Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.

Elle: Here it is.
Professor Callahan: It's pink.
Elle: Oh! And it's scented! I think it gives it a little something extra, don't you think? Okay, well, see you next class.

Elle: For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.
Professor Callahan: You've just won your case.

Elle: I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.

Elle: Warner, what kind of shoes are these?
Warner Huntington III: Umm... black ones.

Elle: All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs.

Jennifer: I knew you'd pay a price for this. I knew you couldn't be so hopelessly geek-ridden for so long without suffering some really tragic consequences.

Jennifer: Look at me! I'm pasty.

Jennifer: This place gives me the creeps! Did you know that the books are blank?
David: What?
Jennifer: Yeah, I was in the library and I looked, and they have covers and there's nothing inside of them.
David: What were you doing in a library?
Jennifer: I got lost.

Skip: I don't know if I ever told you this before, but I think you're just about the keenest girl in the whole school.
Jennifer: Oh, really Skip? The keenest?

Jennifer: Hello! I've got like three pounds of underwire on here.

Jennifer: I was thinking of wearing that red thing... it's not slutty... it's fun.

Jennifer: I did the slut thing, David. It got kinda old.