Quotes from Randy Travis movies and TV shows

Earl: One fart and you're walkin'.

Earl: Yeah, you CAN drive.
Jack Crews: It's comin' back to me.

Wes: I know I shouldn't drink apple juice. It gives me gas.
Earl: You listen here Wes: one fart and you're walkin'.

Jack Crews: There ain't nothing like a Caterpillar engine.
Earl: Easy up Crews, you're going burn it up.
Jack Crews: Alright watch this.