Agent Ford: ATF - what does that stand for?"Alcohol, Tobacco and Fuck-ups?"
Earl: One fart and you're walkin'.
Wes: I know I shouldn't drink apple juice. It gives me gas.
Earl: You listen here Wes: one fart and you're walkin'.
Jack Crews: There ain't nothing like a Caterpillar engine.
Earl: Easy up Crews, you're going burn it up.
Jack Crews: Alright watch this.
Earl: Yeah, you CAN drive.
Jack Crews: It's comin' back to me.
