Anna Foster: Ben. Can you ever just say what you really feel?
Ben Calder: Okay, all right! Because I'm jealous as hell. Because I'd hate to see you with Gus Gus. I'd hate to see you with any other man. Because not only did I adore kissing you in Venice, but also because I'm so un-bloody-hinged just being near you.
Ben Calder: If I kiss you, do you think they'll shoot me?
Anna Foster: No, but I will if you don't.
Ben Calder: Anna? Anna.
Anna Foster: Ben! Come on! Venice awaits! Where have you been?
Ben Calder: Just having a mild heart attack.
Anna Foster: I'm on fire! I'm untouchable! I'm Anna! Who are you?
Ben Calder: Ben Calder, freelance getaway man. Yeah, need the hand, need the hand.
Anna Foster: You didn't want me to get hurt, and you were right. I needed protection because people can't be trusted. I learned my lesson.
Anna Foster: Naked virgin safely in bed.
Michelle Foster: How's your heart?
Anna Foster: It's a little bit broken.
Michelle Foster: Never ask a President to promise, Honey.
Anna Foster: I'm not. I'm asking my dad.
Anna Foster: Here I am at this great school, and there's not one course on love.
Anna Foster: I don't want to think! I want to live.
Sadie Jones: Reverend Frank? What... What are you doing here?
Choir Boy: Reverend Frank is everywhere, remember?
Ariel: Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs!
Vanellope: No! Good Lord, who would do that?
Snow White: Have you ever had true love's kiss?
Vanellope: Eww, barf!
Jasmine: Do you have daddy issues?
Vanellope: I don't even have a mom.
Princesses: Neither do we!
Rapunzel: And now for the million dollar question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?
Vanellope: Yes! What is up with that?
Princesses: She is a Princess!
Rapunzel: Look! A big, strong man in need of rescue!
Pastor Skip: I think the Christian thing to do would be to let them stay.
Hilary Faye: The Christian thing to do? I have been doing the CHRISTIAN THING my whole life! I did not have sex with a gay and try to blame it on Jesus!
Mary: Hilary Faye...
Hilary Faye: Oh, shut up, you fornicator!
Hilary Faye: Well, if it isn't the heathens.
Cassandra: Burn in hell, you narrow-minded, tacky-ass bitch!
Flynn Rider: Alright, Blondie.
Rapunzel: Rapunzel
Flynn Rider: Gesundheit.
Flynn Rider: Where is my satchel?
Rapunzel: I've hidden it. Somewhere you'll never find it.
Flynn Rider: It's in that pot, isn't it?
Rapunzel: Break her heart?
Flynn Rider: In half.
Rapunzel: Crush her soul?
Flynn Rider: Like a grape.
Flynn Rider: Frankly, I'm too scared to ask about the frog.
Rapunzel: Chameleon.
Flynn Rider: Nuance.
Flynn Rider: You were my new dream.
Rapunzel: And you were mine.
