Quotes from Johnny Depp movies and TV shows - page 9 of 12

Jack Sparrow: You smell funny.

William Turner: You know me?
Tia Dalma: You want to know me?
Jack Sparrow: There'll be no knowing.

Henry: I saw her ankles.
Captain Jack Sparrow: You would've seen a lot more if you kept your cakehole shut.

Carina Smyth: Filthy Pirate.
Captain Jack Sparrow: There's no need for name calling.

Carina Smyth: I'm not looking for trouble!
Captain Jack Sparrow: What a horrible way to live.

Henry: Do you even have a ship, a crew... Pants?
Captain Jack Sparrow: A great pirate does not bother with such intricacies.

Carina Smyth: Men on that ship are looking for Jack. And Jack is on this boat. I'm going to swim for it!
Captain Jack Sparrow: How dare you do exactly what I'd do if I were you?

Captain Jack Sparrow: I once knew a Spaniard named...something in Spanish.

Angelica: Treasure! There is a chest with jewels. Jewels with the power to rule the wind and tide.
Jack Sparrow: You're making that up.
Angelica: Wait! I am with child. Yours.
Jack Sparrow: I don't recall that we ever had...
Angelica: You were drunk.
Jack Sparrow: I've actually never been that drunk.

Jack Sparrow: Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.

Jack Sparrow: You walk like a girl.
Angelica: You would know.

Jack Sparrow: I support the missionary's position.

Jack Sparrow: You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place... Sudden urge to jump?. I don't have it.

Jack Sparrow: There'll be dangers along the way... Firstly mermaids, zombies... Blackbeard.

Gibbs: All part of the plan, yes?
Jack Sparrow: No.

Jack Sparrow: Did everyone see that? Because I will NOT be doing it again.

Angelica: What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?
Jack Sparrow: Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.

Jack Sparrow: Clergyman, on the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like it noted here and now that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, so that I might be welcomed into that place where all the "goody-goodies" get to go once they pop their clogs. Savvy?

Jack Sparrow: Have you been there?
Captain Teague: Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth?
Jack Sparrow: Depends on the light.

Angelica: That's hardly appropriate for the first mate.
Jack Sparrow: Was I the first?