Quotes from Johnny Depp movies and TV shows

The Mad Hatter: There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. Which luckily I am.

Alice Kingsley: This is impossible.
The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.

The Mad Hatter: Why is it you're always too small or too tall?

The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?
Alice Kingsley: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

Alice: Hatter, why *is* a raven like a writing desk?
Mad Hatter: I haven't the slightest idea.

The Mad Hatter: What a regrettably large head you have. I would very much like to hat it. I use to hat The White Queen, you know. Her head was so small.
The Red Queen: It's tiny. It's a pimple of a head.

Red Queen: Hello, Alice.
Mad Hatter: Aaahhh!

Mad Hatter: In the gardens of memory, in the palace of dreams, that is where you and I will meet.
Alice Kingsleigh: But a dream isn't reality.
Mad Hatter: Who's to say which is which?

Alice Kingsleigh: Time is a he?
White Queen: He is not someone you want as your enemy.
Alice Kingsleigh: Please, sir. The Hatter is in danger.
Time: Young lady, your time is up.
Mad Hatter: This cannot be good.

Sam: I'm Sam.
Benny: So I hear. I'm Benny.
Sam: With an 'n'?
Benny: Yea two of 'em. This is Joon.
Sam: With an 'n'?
Joon: One. You're out of your tree.
Sam: It's not my tree.

Joon: Did you have to go to school for that?
Sam: No, no, I got thrown out of school for that.

Sam: Thanks for the couch. Um... Mike made me sleep under the sink.

Officer Flynn: You threatening me, Bulger?
Whitey Bulger: The last thing I would do if I was planning to harm you was to warn you in advance, you dumb fuck.
Officer Flynn: You better watch yourself, Bulger.
Whitey Bulger: You better fuck yourself, Flynn.

Whitey Bulger: Take your shot, but make it your best. 'Cause I get up, I eat ya.

Whitey Bulger: Just make him an offer for the company.
John Callahan: I tried. Won't sell.
Whitey Bulger: Would his widow sell?

Mrs. Cody: Jimmy! When did you get out of Alcatraz?
Whitey Bulger: Oh, uh, that's nearly ten years ago.

John McIntyre: I told him everything! The IRA, Cahill, the whole bit! I know I shouldn't have, Jimmy, but I had no choice.
Whitey Bulger: Fuck you. You always have a choice. You just happened to make the wrong fucking one.

Father Stratton: You sold your soul.
Raphael: No, father, I sold my body. Like a whore.

Grandpa Joe: Mr. Wonka! I don't know if you remember me, but I used to work here in the factory.
Willy Wonka: Were you one of those despicable spies who everyday tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copycat candy making cads?
Grandpa Joe: No, sir.
Willy Wonka: Then wonderful, welcome back.

Willy Wonka: Good morning starshine...the earth says hello!