Dean Corso: I'll be damned.
Quotes from Johnny Depp movies and TV shows - page 7 of 12
Boris Balkan: Our relations have always been strictly commercial, and that's the way I like it. The professional and the personal should be mutually exclusive.
Dean Corso: Listen, I came here to do some business, not shoot the breeze. If you want to expound your personal philosophies, write another book.
Liana Telfer: You work for money I take it.
Dean Corso: What else?
Liana Telfer: I have a great deal of money.
Dean Corso: I'm very happy for you.
The Girl: What do you plan to do if you see them?
Dean Corso: I'll probably hide behind you.
Dean Corso: Where's the last engraving? I want it.
The Girl: You're running low on gas.
Agent Sands: Can you hear me now?.. Fucking bells.
El Mariachi: You want me to shoot the cook?
Agent Sands: No. I'll shoot the cook. My car's parked out back, anyway.
Sands: FBI agents never retire, they just take it a little easier.
Agent Sands: Mexico's my beat, and I'm walking it.
El Mariachi: Why me?
Sands: Frankly, because you've got nothing to live for... and in a way you're already dead and Marquez is the one that killed you so why not return the favor?
Jack Sparrow: I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hand of this weirdness.
Davy Jones: Do you fear death?
Jack Sparrow: You've no idea.
Lord Cutler Beckett: You're mad!
Jack Sparrow: Well if I wasn't, this would probably never work.
Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
Jack Sparrow: William, tell me somethin'. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressin' damsel? Or... Rather, damsel in distress? Either one...
Will Turner: No.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here! Q.E.D. - you're not really here!
Jack Sparrow: We must fight... To run away!
Jack Sparrow: Great! Now we're being followed by rocks.
Jack Sparrow: Send this pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig.
Jack Sparrow: Can't spot it. Must be a tiny thing hiding somewhere behind the Pearl.