Quotes from Johnny Depp movies and TV shows - page 6 of 12

Rochester: Ah, to die onstage at the hands of a beautiful woman.
Elizabeth Barry: I am no such.

King Charles II: Your father spirited me out of England when my life was at stake, so I looked after him and after you.
Rochester: You put me in the Tower.
King Charles II: And I let you out. The time has come for you to pay your dues. People listen to you, Johnny. If you took your seat in the Lords, you could make great speeches that would influence events. Anyone can oppose, it's fun to be against things, but there comes a time when you have to start being for things as well.

Tonto: Great shot!
John Reid: That was supposed to be a warning shot.
Tonto: In that case, not so good.

John Reid: Hi ho Silver, away!
Tonto: Never do that again.

Tonto: People think you are dead. Better you stay that way.
John Reid: You want me to wear a mask?
Tonto: There come a time, when good man must wear mask.

John Reid: If we ride together, we ride for justice.
Tonto: Justice is what I seek, Kemosabe.

Tonto: Eight men rode into canyon... I dug seven graves. Horse says you are spirit walker: a man who has been to the other side and returned, a man who cannot be killed at all.

Tonto: Never remove the mask, kemosabe.

John Reid: Is that thing sterile?
Tonto: Yes... I make urine on it.
John Reid: What?.. AH.

Quantom X ★

Tonto: It is a good day to die.
John Reid: Yeah? Well, same to you.

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Mortdecai: Your mother and father only met once, and money changed hands. Probably less than a 20, and they say she was dressed as a man at the time.

Mortdecai: What should I do now?
Jock: Run, sir.
Mortdecai: Again?
Jock: Yes.

Mortdecai: I had no idea I was so deep in Her Majesty's hole.

Mortdecai: Oh, how I long for the rain and indifference of Europe.

Mortdecai: Oh, my darling, I tried desperately to be unfaithful to you, I really did. But I just couldn't do it.
Johanna: It's a terrible moment when you finding yourself falling in love with your own spouse, isn't it?
Mortdecai: Now that is the look that softens every bone in my body, except one.

Mortdecai: ...kissing a man without a mustache is like eating an egg without salt.
Johanna: Uhh, don't point that thing at me.
Jock: Told ya.

Martland: The fact that you're as drunk as a fiddler's bitch in no way obviates the fact that you very nearly caused an international incident. A man your age has no excuse for looking or behaving like a fugitive from a home for alcoholic music hall artistes.
Mortdecai: I will have you know that I am not an alcoholic. I am a drunk, and there is a vast difference.

Boris Balkan: Behold, I plunge my hands in fire! I feel no heat.
Dean Corso: That's just great! Give us another.

The Girl: He's dead, who cares?
Dean Corso: I do. I could easily wind up the same way.
The Girl: Not with me around, to look after you.
Dean Corso: Oh, I see, you're my Guardian Angel, then.
The Girl: If you say so.

The Girl: What do you plan to do if you see them?
Dean Corso: I'll probably hide behind you.