Quotes from John Krasinski movies and TV shows

Jack Silva: You can't put a price on being able to live with yourself.

Bob: I'm staying. I have intel to collect.
Jack Silva: For what? So that more guys like Ty and Glenn have to come back here. Save your ass again? You're done here. Now... get in the fucking CAR.

Tyrone 'Rone' Woods: How would you feel if you had to protect Americans at $28 a day and then bring your own bullets?
Jack Silva: Well, why leave security to the professionals, right?

Jack Silva: What would they say about me?"He died in a place he didn't need to be, in a battle over something he doesn't understand, in a country that meant nothing to him."

Jack Silva: It's just another Tuesday night in Benghazi.

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John 'Woody' Woodside: I may not be the original owner of your heart, but I am the better owner and a much healthier option too.

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Harley: Are you smoking weed in the guest bathroom?
Jake: Yes we are, and we'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone?
Harley: Oh no. Of course not. Just add it to the list.

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Carter Rutherford: I thought you liked me.
Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: Look, she's too old for you.
Lexie Littleton: What? Well, you're too old for me.
Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: Well, you got me on that one.

Carter Rutherford: Wait. Where were you two?
Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: Out.
Lexie Littleton: Nowhere.
Carter Rutherford: Did you kiss her?
Lexie Littleton: Now wait a minute.
Carter Rutherford: I want answers.
Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: Yeah, I kissed her! On the mouth, twice! And I liked it. A lot.
Carter Rutherford: Oh you did, did you?
Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: Yeah.
Lexie Littleton: Thanks.
Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: You're welcome.

More Leatherheads quotes

Ben Murphy: I mean, it wasn't supposed to be like this.
Joel: Yeah, I feel as bad as you do.
Ben Murphy: Now she's using her honeymoon ticket without me. I mean, how is that supposed to make me feel?
Joel: Bad. I think.
Ben Murphy: Three weeks ago, I was the happiest guy in the world, and I just... Now I'm just sitting here with you.
Joel: Thanks. Thanks, Ben. Appreciate that.

Ben Murphy: Hey, can I ask you a question?
Reverend Frank: Sure.
Ben Murphy: When did you really know that we were ready to get married?
Reverend Frank: The moment you told Joel that Sadie wasn't a fish, I knew it was meant to be. Besides, anybody who kicks a reverend's ass for his woman, you're A-okay in my book.

Ben Murphy: Jesus! You scared me.
Choir Boy: Jesus didn't scare you. I did.

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Jim Halpert: Because right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.

Jim Halpert: God, this is so sad, this is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head.

Jim Halpert: Michael stands in front of the boat and says he's king of the world within the first hour, or I give you my next paycheck.

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