It's Complicated (2009)

Jane: I like a lot of semen, always have.

Harley: Are you smoking weed in the guest bathroom?
Jake: Yes we are, and we'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone?
Harley: Oh no. Of course not. Just add it to the list.

Jane: Don't you ever eat at your house?
Jake: Pedro dictates most meals and he has a very... limited palate.

Jake: I don't regret giving it another shot.
Jane: It probably would have worked, if you hadn't been married.
Jake: I wouldn't have considered it, if I wasn't.
Jane: I don't regret it either.

Jane: Jane?
Jane: Hi.
Adam: Did you get this high from one hit?
Jane: Yeeeaaaaaahhh.

Jane: AW! It's official! We are having an affair.
Jake: Why do you need to label everything?
Jane: Because! THAT'S what this is.

Jake: Is it really necessary for you to always say no before you say yes?

Jane: Do you poke smot?

Jane: I was going to call you last night, and then you wouldn't have taken the call. It would have of gone on for months and.
Adam: I would have taken the call.