Emmett: Could have been the Russians, aliens, maybe the South Koreans...
Michelle: You mean North Koreans?
Emmett: Is that the crazy one? Then yeah.
Quotes from John Gallagher Jr. movies and TV shows
Man: You fucking cunt.
Man: You know what, I think you're holding out on me. I bet if I hit the right spot... I can make you scream.
Man: I can come in anytime I want. And I can get you, anytime I want. But I'm not going to. Not until it's time. When you wish you're dead... that's when I'll come inside.
Jim Harper: Did we go to Afghanistan because you cheated on Will?
Mackenzie McHale: Can I get a little privacy?
Jim Harper: Not until you learn how to send an email.
Mackenzie McHale: You got invaluable experience.
Jim Harper: I got shot in the ass.
Mackenzie McHale: Well be grateful you weren't facing the other direction.