Quotes from Jennifer Garner movies and TV shows

Young Jenna Rink: I wanna be thirty.

Young Jenna Rink: I don't want to be beautiful in my own way. I want to look like these people.
Beverly Rink: Oh those aren't people honey, those are models.

Anthony Cooper: Mom, do you mind?.. Please.
Kelly Cooper: What? Because of this morning? It's not the first time I've seen your penis, Anthony.
Emily Cooper: Mom saw your penis?
Kelly Cooper: Yep! I've seen yours too, Alexander. I've seen every penis in this car.
Ben Cooper: Every penis.

Kelly Cooper: How much cough syrup did she have?
Ben Cooper: Clearly way too much.

Kelly Cooper: If you hadn't left the battery out of my car all night Dick van Dyke wouldn't be mad at me Chim Chimminy wants to kill me. Can you imagine?

Arthur: What was that?
Susan: French kiss.
Arthur: Really? Because the French always surrender. That was decidedly German.

Susan: You're running from yourself, Arthur.
Arthur: I wish I was, 'cause I'd let me get away.

Gray: I love natural disasters. I want people to die in them. I am genuinely disappointed when the death toll is low.

Fritz: I owe you an apology.
Gray: Just one?
Fritz: For ruining the funeral.
Gray: Yeah, if it hadn't been for you, that would've been one great day.

Gray: My girlfriends and I used to have a rule that we wouldn't sleep with a guy until we knew his mother's maiden name.

Maureen Monette: I'm really, really so sorry about all this. You could've just loved him, and missed him, and never known.
Gray: Him. Never known him. You know I just remembered something recently. About a year ago he and I spent a day on the river. He fished and I read. It was one of those perfect days. We were on our way home and he said he had something to tell me. I said "Is it going to make me happier or less happy?" He said "Less happy." I said... "Then don't tell me."

Gray: She's effin' p.o.'ed.

Dr. Eve Saks: None of those drugs have been approved by the FDA.
Ron Woodroof: Screw the FDA. I'm gonna be DOA.

Matt Murdock: Excuse me? Do you have any honey?
Elektra: [reading paper.] Right in front of you.
Matt Murdock: Could you be a little bit more specific please?
Elektra: [looking up.] What are you...
Matt Murdock: Blind? Yes.

Elektra: Are you sure you're blind?
Matt Murdock: Sure you don't want to tell me your name?

Ali: How is it that the ultimate prize in the most macho sport ever invented is a piece of jewelry?

Sonny Weaver Jr.: Can we talk football? Just football for thirty seconds?
Ali: We can always talk football.

Wilma: You'd better stay away from our boyfriends.
Wanda: You fake-breasted sluts!

Elektra: You talk in riddles, old man.
Stick: It keeps my students alert.

Abby Miller: You really kill people for a living?
Elektra: Yeah.
Abby Miller: Why?
Elektra: It's what I'm good at.
Abby Miller: That's messed up.
Elektra: Yeah.