Philip Parker: Hey Paul.
Paul Dumphy: Phillip my man.
Philip Parker: Nice boobs Alexander.
High School Teacher: This isn't Gossip Girl you two. Get back inside Celia.
Ben Cooper: Whoa honey are you okay?
Emily Cooper: No i'm not Peter Pan can't have a cold Dad.
Emily Cooper: I think I broke Captain Hook's nose.
Emily Cooper: What a to-do to die today at a minute or two to two. A thing distinctly hard to say but harder still to do. We'll beat a tattoo at a minute or two and a rat tat tat tat tat tattoo. And the dragon will come to the beat of the drum. At a minute or two to two today. At a minute or two to two... A big black bug bit a big black bear.
Anthony Cooper: Mom, do you mind?.. Please.
Kelly Cooper: What? Because of this morning? It's not the first time I've seen your penis, Anthony.
Emily Cooper: Mom saw your penis?
Kelly Cooper: Yep! I've seen yours too, Alexander. I've seen every penis in this car.
Ben Cooper: Every penis.
Ben Cooper: Honey bumble bee is gone.
Anthony Cooper: Bro I gotta take a shower. I gotta get to school or Celia won't call me back. Oh no. No way not today. Get out dude. Get out.
Video game dev: Is that a pirate blouse?
Ben Cooper: Yarrr.
Kelly Cooper: How much cough syrup did she have?
Ben Cooper: Clearly way too much.
Alexander Cooper: Why are you here?
Anthony Cooper: Shut up.
Kelly Cooper: If you hadn't left the battery out of my car all night Dick van Dyke wouldn't be mad at me Chim Chimminy wants to kill me. Can you imagine?
Alexander Cooper: So his party's not on?
Paul Dumphy: No so everyone's coming to yours again.
Alexander Cooper: Really?
Paul Dumphy: Great right? His pox is your gain.
Paul Dumphy: Dude i've been looking everywhere for you. Have you heard about Phillip Parker?
Alexander Cooper: I don't want to hear anything more about his amazing party.
Paul Dumphy: No it's cancelled.
Alexander Cooper: What?
Paul Dumphy: Yeah he woke up with chicken pox. He texted me this picture these things are everywhere.
Alexander Cooper: Oh.
Paul Dumphy: They're even in his butt crack.
Answer: Yes, though that was more common in the past. Several brands contain alcohol, though they're obviously not intended as a beverage. In the book 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, ' there's a scene where the inmates get drunk on a jug of industrial cough medicine.
Brian Katcher