Philip Parker: Hey Paul.
Paul Dumphy: Phillip my man.
Philip Parker: Nice boobs Alexander.
Video game dev: Is that a pirate blouse?
Ben Cooper: Yarrr.
Kelly Cooper: How much cough syrup did she have?
Ben Cooper: Clearly way too much.
Alexander Cooper: Why are you here?
Anthony Cooper: Shut up.
Kelly Cooper: If you hadn't left the battery out of my car all night Dick van Dyke wouldn't be mad at me Chim Chimminy wants to kill me. Can you imagine?
High School Teacher: This isn't Gossip Girl you two. Get back inside Celia.
Alexander Cooper: So his party's not on?
Paul Dumphy: No so everyone's coming to yours again.
Alexander Cooper: Really?
Paul Dumphy: Great right? His pox is your gain.
Ben Cooper: Whoa honey are you okay?
Emily Cooper: No i'm not Peter Pan can't have a cold Dad.
Paul Dumphy: Dude i've been looking everywhere for you. Have you heard about Phillip Parker?
Alexander Cooper: I don't want to hear anything more about his amazing party.
Paul Dumphy: No it's cancelled.
Alexander Cooper: What?
Paul Dumphy: Yeah he woke up with chicken pox. He texted me this picture these things are everywhere.
Alexander Cooper: Oh.
Paul Dumphy: They're even in his butt crack.
Emily Cooper: I think I broke Captain Hook's nose.
Emily Cooper: What a to-do to die today at a minute or two to two. A thing distinctly hard to say but harder still to do. We'll beat a tattoo at a minute or two and a rat tat tat tat tat tattoo. And the dragon will come to the beat of the drum. At a minute or two to two today. At a minute or two to two... A big black bug bit a big black bear.
Anthony Cooper: Mom, do you mind?.. Please.
Kelly Cooper: What? Because of this morning? It's not the first time I've seen your penis, Anthony.
Emily Cooper: Mom saw your penis?
Kelly Cooper: Yep! I've seen yours too, Alexander. I've seen every penis in this car.
Ben Cooper: Every penis.
Ben Cooper: Honey bumble bee is gone.
Anthony Cooper: Bro I gotta take a shower. I gotta get to school or Celia won't call me back. Oh no. No way not today. Get out dude. Get out.
Answer: Yes, though that was more common in the past. Several brands contain alcohol, though they're obviously not intended as a beverage. In the book 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, ' there's a scene where the inmates get drunk on a jug of industrial cough medicine.
Brian Katcher