Quotes from Jason Isaacs movies and TV shows

Volmer: Do you know what the cure for the human condition is? Disease. Because that's the only way one could hope for a cure.

Volmer: Most of my patients have done extraordinary things. Built vast fortunes, commanded great empires... but at a terrible cost. They have no-one who cares from them.

Georgy Zhukov: I'm going to have to report this conversation, threatening to do harm or obstruct any member of the Presidium in the process of...[bursts out laughing] Look at your fucking face.

Georgy Zhukov: Right, what's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?

Georgy Zhukov: A modern soldier's greatest fear, it's not death, it's not starvation, it's chafing.

Nikita Khrushchev: Be serious. Are you in?
Georgy Zhukov: I'm in, I'm in. That fucker thinks he can take on the Red Army? I fucked Germany, I think I can take a flesh lump in a fucking waistcoat.

Georgy Zhukov: Tell me something. Why has the army been replaced by the NKVD all over Moscow? I mean, I'm smiling, but I am very fucking furious.

Svetlana Stalin: Who did this?
Georgy Zhukov: I did, and I enjoyed it. Been a long time coming.
Svetlana Stalin: If any of you should... do anything...
Georgy Zhukov: That's me told. I'm off to represent the entire Red Army at the buffet. You girls enjoy yourselves.

Georgy Zhukov: Now, it's got to be tomorrow.
Nikita Khrushchev: Tomorrow?
Georgy Zhukov: Sorry, you busy washing your hair or what?
Nikita Khrushchev: Tomorrow's the funeral.
Georgy Zhukov: Yeah, the day that the entire fucking Army's in town with their guns.
Nikita Khrushchev: That's perfect!

[Beria gets shot in the head].
Georgy Zhukov: Well that's got it done. Come on, have a look. Everybody happy? Proper dead?

David: Who cares?
Christine: I care. Just because you can remove yourself enough to feel superior to everyone doesn't mean I can.

Lucius Malfoy: Let's hope that Harry Potter will always be around to save the day.
Harry Potter: Don't worry, I will be.

Hook: If I were you I'd give up!
Peter: If you were me... I'd be ugly!

Church: My daddy always said, "When you want to insert a nail into a piece of wood, don't do anything fancy or glamorous. Just take the damn hammer and hit the son of a bitch until it's in."
Colonel Mekum: And what the hell does that crap mean in English, Captain?

Colonel Mekum: A growl? He heard a growl?
Rubrick: Well, he didn't say the word "growl." He said "a throat noise." But I asked him to imitate it and it sounded like... a growl to me.

Clark Devlin: Jimmy, I hate to say this, but don't take advice from women about women.

Clark Devlin: Never touch my tuxedo.